Here at Escort Ireland, we like to keep up to date with the U.S show, ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’. We have seen stories of 31 stone guys accidentally smashing their girlfriends heads through walls, and blokes falling out of trees and breaking their penis. But even we were shocked when we read about an episode of a having a lizard stuck up his little friend. Continue reading Man Gets Lizard Stuck Up His Penis!
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Sex Stories – Taking My Friends Virginity
It was early on a Saturday morning and Tom lay on his bed, naked, sleeping. I stared at him through his open doorway and lusted, as I had been doing for months. Continue reading Sex Stories – Taking My Friends Virginity
Pornhub To Plant Trees For Every 100 ‘Big D’ Videos Watched!
I am all into conservation. I slip 20 euro’s to the WWF every month, and always recycle my rubbish. So I was happy to see Pornhub offering to plant a tree for every 100 videos watched for Arbor Day. However, it seems you have to watch real ‘wood’ videos to get that tree planted! Continue reading Pornhub To Plant Trees For Every 100 ‘Big D’ Videos Watched!
There’s Something About Miriam -The Most Vile Show Ever!
I was sat in the office last week working out what article I was going to write that day. Suddenly, one of the IT guys shouted across the office to me ‘Hey mate, have you ever heard of ‘There’s Something About Miriam’? By the sound of his voice, he was in total shock. Continue reading There’s Something About Miriam -The Most Vile Show Ever!
KKK Leader Caught With Black Male Prostitute!
I hate racists. I have always considered everyone just people, and I have no interest if someone is black, white, yellow, green or purple. I find racists of any colour complete morons, and for the most part, total hypocrites. Continue reading KKK Leader Caught With Black Male Prostitute!
The Novices Guide to Calling An Escort!
When I first visited one of the Dublin escorts 10 years ago I was a nervous wreck. I really had no clue whatsoever as to what I was supposed to do when making a booking. What was I supposed to say? Would I sound like some sort of pervert? Continue reading The Novices Guide to Calling An Escort!
Real Sex – My Horny Dublin Experience!
It seemed like any other Friday night, but this night was going to change the way I viewed women forever. Continue reading Real Sex – My Horny Dublin Experience!
Fleshlight; a Review
The Fleshlight has been around for a while, but remained popular mainly in North America. Recently however, it has found its way to the U.K and has become increasingly popular among men looking for a discreet but sexy toy. It has received highly-positive reviews, and some have named it the “21st century toy for men”. Can it really be that good? Only one way to find out… Continue reading Fleshlight; a Review
‘Sexercise’ Is Good For You!
We have all heard that sex can be an excellent form of exercise. But is it true? Just how many calories does the average session actually burn? Continue reading ‘Sexercise’ Is Good For You!
How Do I Ask My Partner For A Threesome?
Our society has witnessed tremendous change in the last few decades. Technology aside, one of the major changes has to be the free attitude that society has developed towards sex. Continue reading How Do I Ask My Partner For A Threesome?