‘Sexercise’ Is Good For You!

We have all heard that sex can be an excellent form of exercise. But is it true? Just how many calories does the average session actually burn?

Well, answers are at hand after a team of scientists created an online tool to measure the amount of calories shed when couples get it on in the bedroom.

It seems that a 30 minute session burns 150 calories, which is the equivalent of a 15 minute jog.

The ‘Sex Calculator’ has been designed by UKMedix.co.uk, who are an online pharmacy specialising in weight loss and sexual health.

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Spokesperson Sarah Bailey states.

“The sex calculator is a fun tool to give users an estimate of the calories burnt during sex sessions.

“Of course, if you’re going to treat this time together like it’s just a work out, your partner may get a bit offended.

“Having said that, some of the skimpy gym clothes could relate quite nicely in the bedroom.

“Who knows – this calculator could well inspire a whole new wave of bedroom yogas and acrobats!”

A Wonderful Idea

Well that all seems a good idea. As a committed runner, I sometimes hate getting up on those cold mornings to put five miles in the tank. Wouldn’t it be better to just stay in bed and get my exercise fix there?

Also, it’s hardly like I need any more excuses to go and see the Belfast escorts. It also means I wouldn’t be lying to my wife when I say I’m going to work out.

So a big thanks goes out to the scientists at UKMedix.co.uk. Me, and all the rest of the hot blooded males in Ireland owe you a big thankyou!

Martin Ward
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