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Man Messages Wrong girl Complaining About Small Penis Jokes – It Didn’t End Well

I have done it before, on numerous occasions actually. I have sent a text to the wrong person, never really understanding why I have done it. I am going to guess it is usually my drunken fault, taking the number down incorrectly when I am pissed up. Continue reading Man Messages Wrong girl Complaining About Small Penis Jokes – It Didn’t End Well

Police Leave Hilarious Sign at Closed Brothel

I have never had any problems with brothels. I grew up in Manchester, and we had loads of them. They were always located in business type areas and were extremely popular. I can’t remember one ever being in the middle of a residential area, as that would obviously have brought unwanted attention to the premises. That doesn’t mean they weren’t made obvious. I know one in Fallowfield which had a huge sign outside saying ‘Open 24 Hours’ (no free advertising here for them though). Still, there was at least a common sense approach taken. Continue reading Police Leave Hilarious Sign at Closed Brothel

Police Busted for Allegedly Having Sex with Each Other on Duty

I sometimes feel the police get a bad deal. Yes, forces everywhere in the world have idiots, but in the main, they do a great job. They certainly don’t need to be hauled over the coals for every little thing by social justice (shit stirring) group However, in Sussex, it seems that two officers are in major trouble after allegedly having sex on duty. Continue reading Police Busted for Allegedly Having Sex with Each Other on Duty

Sex Before Work Officially improves Your Job Performance!

We are all looking to improve our performance at work. Whether it is to get a promotion, or just wanting to keep our asshole boss off our back, we just want to get that bit better than our colleagues. Well it seems that there in an answer as to how this improvement to come. All you need to do is have more sex! Continue reading Sex Before Work Officially improves Your Job Performance!

Man Catches Landlord Having Sex in His Bed!

Most of us have had a shit landlord or two in our time. When I was younger, me and my mate found out that someone had come the flat, had rung a sex chat line and bought the film ‘Flubber’ when we out at were out at work. It had to be ‘dodgy Dave’, our landlord. I still remember my mate telling everyone at work he could imagine me ringing the porn line, but there is no way I would buy ‘Flubber’. To be fair, he had a point, and yes, he is still my best mate. Continue reading Man Catches Landlord Having Sex in His Bed!

11 Funny Sex Related Injuries!

Sex is a lot like birthday cake, because although the act of enjoyment is indeed a sweet celebration, if and when you over indulge, aw man, that sweetness can hurt. Things that feel great and make our body rejoice, still pose a devastating potential to hurt our sexy bodies. Take anything that gives you an extraordinary feeling and chances are, it’s a double edge sword. Continue reading 11 Funny Sex Related Injuries!