Man Gets Lizard Stuck Up His Penis!

Here at Escort Ireland, we like to keep up to date with the U.S show, ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’. We have seen stories of 31 stone guys accidentally smashing their girlfriends heads through walls, and blokes falling out of trees and breaking their penis. But even we were shocked when we read about an episode of a having a lizard stuck up his little friend.

An Adventurous Lizard

Shawn’, from Chicago, didn’t really want to tell doctors about the reptile but when informed a catheter may be inserted to help him wee, he had to come clean.

Apparently the guy had been being given grief by his Mrs that he wasn’t sexually adventurous enough, so decided to get back to nature. He was frolicking around naked by himself when he spotted a ‘legless lizard’.

Needless to say, the lizard crawled inside his penis. However, he didn’t feel that bad about it at all, describing it as an ‘awkward, but pleasurable sensation’.

We will have to wait to see the whole thing to find out how they got the reptile out (which was apparently unharmed)

A Likely Story

Right, I’m not THAT much of a cynical guy but come on, a lizard accidentally crawling up you penis? I’m not buying that for a second.

What is more likely (in my opinion, and mine alone) is that he was getting up to some insane kinky stuff and the lizard went up too far. In my logical mind, that strikes me as far more likely than him randomly sitting there and snake like creature crawling up him.

Nice try ‘Shawn’, but I’m not that sure you are telling the truth!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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