31 Stone Virgin Accidentally Smashes His Girlfriends Head Through Wall During Sex!

Having sex for the first time can be a tough experience. There are a lot of nerves attached, with everyone wanting to ‘do it right’, and lets face it; things can go wrong. For 31 stone Gregg Casarano however, things didn’t just go wrong, he ended up sending his girlfriend to hospital.

The rotund Mr Casarano had been dating Jen Gerakaris for about a month when they decided to sleep with each other.

Unfortunately 31 stone Casarona failed to take into account the power behind his near quarter of a ton weight.

When they got down to business, he proceeded to smash the head of his eight stone girlfriend through the wall.

Needless to say, Gregg was rather concerned.

“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her. This is my first time. And Jen is dead.”

In retrospect, she should have probably gone on top.

A Trip to E.R

After removing her from the wall, Gregg took her to hospital where he had to explain how why she had sustained a head injury. One can only imagine the reaction of the medical staff!

Thankfully, the resulting scan found there was no brain damage. Tactless Gregg then joked she “didn’t have a brain to begin with”, unsurprisingly not impressing his girlfriend one iota.

It seems that Jen really has pulled a cracker here!

The incident happened eight years ago but has only recently come to light after it was re-enacted for TV series Sex Sent Me to the ER on American TV show TLC. It seems that Gregg has spend the intervening years losing a lot of weight, maybe from having sex with his pretty fine girlfriend?

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

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