Fellow punters- my cock is sore!
Yes it aches as I type this!
You see today I visited, for the first time, the Baltic Bitch, the well known Latvian (I think!) escort based in Sandymount.
I include...
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Fellow punters- my cock is sore!
Yes it aches as I type this!
You see today I visited, for the first time, the Baltic Bitch, the well known Latvian (I think!) escort based in Sandymount.
I include...
Fellow punters- I am shocked! Today a escort told me I have Smelly Feet!
It all began earlier when when I was out getting the paper on James Street, I bumped into Cherburg Cherry, the well known...
Fellow Punters! I have given up going to escorts lately!
Yes I have had to give up my fun and joy, all because of those bastard bankers and what they did to the country, and even escorts themselves...
Fellow punters- the term HERO is used for every tosser who picks his nose these days- but today I want to bring your attention to a real HERO- this guy brought a tear to my eyes, he is a HERO of the...
My fellow punters- more bad news !
I was walking down Grafton street this morning when I bumped into Sucky and Fucky, the well known escort duo from Latvia.
I took their picture on my camera phone...
Fellow punters! Dramatic news today!
Punters have been involved in clashes outside the goverment buildings!
It all began earlier whenI got a message from Mister Cowan- he said-
"Citizen Spunk! I...
Fellow punters!
Today I saw something which made my blood boil!
Anger- is the way I felt!
It all began this morning when I went for the morning paper, inside the Centra store I met Handjob...
Fellow Punters!
My arse is sore! Very very sore, in fact its painful for me to sit down!
But I just have to tell all yous- my fellow punters, to always make sure you have the right telephone number...
Fellow punters- I have been disturbed this week . .
Our great Leader Mister Cowen, has been the butt of many jokes and insults, only last night,in Brussels Niclos Sazcozy, the president of those ...
Fellow Punters-
Have you ever wondered- why do some pervs steal knickers?
Why do they steal the underwear of nice females?
Many a night I have tossed and turned, thinking about this, and so I...
Fellow Punters and Good Friends!
Today was lucky for me- I had decided to visit a escort, and for a change I thought I would go to a agency instead of a independent.
So a quick look on E 1 and I...
Fellow Punters and good friends- Yesterday I had yet another close call when I went to visit a escort, It all began when I went to visit Geebag Gabriela, the well known Spanish escort, currently on...
Fellow Punters- I am in shock today!
Let me explain- well first of all the day started good- I had a tickle in my pants and decided I might visit my favorite escort Jasmin to allow her to fix it....
Fellow punters, I have disturbing news for you, our suspictions have been confirmed- we have a serious knickers thief among us!
Yes this . . (my blood boils when I think of him!). this scoundrel is...
Fellow Punters!- I have good news for yous!- Warm weather is coming, and that means lots and lots of mini skirts will be seen on the streets!
Yes - Warm weather will be here for the weekend- 20...
Fellow punters- I am in shock this evening!
Today a escort accused me of stealing her KNICKERS.
It all began today when I decided I would like to visit a escort, I decided to visit Mature Margo,...
Fellow punters! - Yesterday I got a cheeky email from The well known Spanish Escort Abrigale, on holiday in Porto Can Santo, yous all know her- normally based in James street- famous for her high...
Fellow punters- In these times of shortage of monies, punters have to think up new ways to save money while still going to escorts!
We should help each other, give each other ideas!
So I will get...
Fellow punters and good friends!
It has been brought to mt attention that many of yous have little Penises! Yes Little willies!
I was told this this morning when I visited Blowjob Biannca, the...
Fellow punters- times are hard these days- money is short for us all- so I decided to become a male escort!
After all- theres big money to be made- so tonight I began my new job, and I include a...
Fellow punters- I have a little tale to tell yous!
It happened last week, and began when I got a text from Tokyo Rose, the well known Japanese escort, famed for her short skirted schoolgirl...
Fellow punters and good friends!
I have a guilty conscience lately! Let me explain-
Is it right for us to spend big money on escorts when the country is in dire financial straits?
I wondered...
Fellow punters and good friends!
A new neighbour moved in next door- and he is a real Prick!
He iritates me!
I cant stand him- he is a smug, always smiling Prick!
All the women in the area seem...
Fellow punters and friends!
I am giving up escorts! Yes it came to me this morning- crystal clear- escorting is for mugs, simple mined halfwits! Mugs! I am a mug, we are mugs! Think about it- we go...
Fellow punters and good friends!
Today a new gym instructor arrived at my gym!
Her name is Jolanda, and she is from Yugoslovakia or somewhere! Tall and curvy and fit- and with a body made for sex!...