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    Default How to get a BIG BIG Penis!

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    It has been brought to mt attention that many of yous have little Penises! Yes Little willies!
    I was told this this morning when I visited Blowjob Biannca, the well known 18 year old French escort in Thomas street.
    I called around to her place while the wife was at her slimming class, Biannca opeded the door wearing a micro mini skirt and see thru top- "Hallo Deek, are you looking for another long long wet blowjob- Oui?"
    "Wee, I am !" I told her!
    Anyhow we went inside, and I undressed, then when Biannca saw my Penis (see photo below) she squeeled-
    "Sacrca Bleu Deek!!! It has got even bigger! I have never seen a penis so big!"
    "All the more for you to chew on!" I joked.
    "Non Deek- Non- it is way too big, it wont fit in my mouth!"
    (It would fit into the wifes mouth though)
    Then the gobsmacked Biannca tells me that most Irish punters have very small penises-
    "Petit- Deek- very very Petit!"
    So I began to think about yous- I cant have my fellow punters been laughted at by foreign escorts- so I decided to let yous in on my secret!
    Yes Fellow punters, tonight I am going to reveal the secret of how to grow a big cock, very few people know the secret, but tonight I am going to reveal it-
    Yous have to eat BULLS BALLS!
    Yes- Bulls balls- yous can buy them at any butchers, and they are cheap! They taste like crap but they do the job- they make your cock bigger!
    So off yous should go down to Tescos butchers and buy your bulls balls!
    Have a plate of balls in the morning, another at lunch, and another at tea time- do this every day for 10 weeks, and you will notice your cock getting bigger!
    And when yous visit your escort she will have a face like Biannca1 (pictured below)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Fellow punters and good friends!
    It has been brought to mt attention that many of yous have little Penises! Yes Little willies!
    I was told this this morning when I visited Blowjob Biannca, the well known 18 year old French escort in Thomas street.
    I called around to her place while the wife was at her slimming class, Biannca opeded the door wearing a micro mini skirt and see thru top- "Hallo Deek, are you looking for another long long wet blowjob- Oui?"
    "Wee, I am !" I told her!
    Anyhow we went inside, and I undressed, then when Biannca saw my Penis (see photo below) she squeeled-
    "Sacrca Bleu Deek!!! It has got even bigger! I have never seen a penis so big!"
    "All the more for you to chew on!" I joked.
    "Non Deek- Non- it is way too big, it wont fit in my mouth!"
    (It would fit into the wifes mouth though)
    Then the gobsmacked Biannca tells me that most Irish punters have very small penises-
    "Petit- Deek- very very Petit!"
    So I began to think about yous- I cant have my fellow punters been laughted at by foreign escorts- so I decided to let yous in on my secret!
    Yes Fellow punters, tonight I am going to reveal the secret of how to grow a big cock, very few people know the secret, but tonight I am going to reveal it-
    Yous have to eat BULLS BALLS!
    Yes- Bulls balls- yous can buy them at any butchers, and they are cheap! They taste like crap but they do the job- they make your cock bigger!
    So off yous should go down to Tescos butchers and buy your bulls balls!
    Have a plate of balls in the morning, another at lunch, and another at tea time- do this every day for 10 weeks, and you will notice your cock getting bigger!
    And when yous visit your escort she will have a face like Biannca1 (pictured below)
    as always your stories are fantastic ..but there is no way i would eat bulls balls i'm happy with what i have got

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    ha ha that story brought the lulz!

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    You say it takes ten days of eating bull balls how long have you been eating the balls babe
    By all mean's go ahead and close doors behind you but don't lock them..


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    Its not eating them that's hard it when he wants them back that's the problem...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Fellow punters and good friends!
    It has been brought to mt attention that many of yous have little Penises! Yes Little willies!
    I was told this this morning when I visited Blowjob Biannca, the well known 18 year old French escort in Thomas street.
    I called around to her place while the wife was at her slimming class, Biannca opeded the door wearing a micro mini skirt and see thru top- "Hallo Deek, are you looking for another long long wet blowjob- Oui?"
    "Wee, I am !" I told her!
    Anyhow we went inside, and I undressed, then when Biannca saw my Penis (see photo below) she squeeled-
    "Sacrca Bleu Deek!!! It has got even bigger! I have never seen a penis so big!"
    "All the more for you to chew on!" I joked.
    "Non Deek- Non- it is way too big, it wont fit in my mouth!"
    (It would fit into the wifes mouth though)
    Then the gobsmacked Biannca tells me that most Irish punters have very small penises-
    "Petit- Deek- very very Petit!"
    So I began to think about yous- I cant have my fellow punters been laughted at by foreign escorts- so I decided to let yous in on my secret!
    Yes Fellow punters, tonight I am going to reveal the secret of how to grow a big cock, very few people know the secret, but tonight I am going to reveal it-
    Yous have to eat BULLS BALLS!
    Yes- Bulls balls- yous can buy them at any butchers, and they are cheap! They taste like crap but they do the job- they make your cock bigger!
    So off yous should go down to Tescos butchers and buy your bulls balls!
    Have a plate of balls in the morning, another at lunch, and another at tea time- do this every day for 10 weeks, and you will notice your cock getting bigger!
    And when yous visit your escort she will have a face like Biannca1 (pictured below)
    The last balls I ate were on a TS called Gina... she was over 6ft tall with a HUGE dick... frightened the life out of me... next TS I tried was TS petite.. she's about four foot nothing with a tiny dick and NO balls... all been removed..

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