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    Default A letter to Mister Cowen . . . .

    Fellow punters- I have been disturbed this week . .
    Our great Leader Mister Cowen, has been the butt of many jokes and insults, only last night,in Brussels Niclos Sazcozy, the president of those cheating French bastards, was laughing at out Taoiseach, laughing at our Leader . . . my blood boiled!!!
    So this morning I took the liberty of sending a message to Mister Cowen, to tell him of my support! It went like this . . .

    Hail Taoiseach and great leader!
    My name is Richard Spunk, and I want to let you know that I am not happy with what some people are saying about you, who the hell do they think they are, you are our Leader, the Leader of this great country, and I to let you know that we, The Punters of Ireland, are behind you 100%, We support our Teoiseach, because like us he knows how to enjoy himself, behind his wifes back.
    Never mind the begrudgers, fuck them and the cheating French bastards . .
    Regards, R Spunk.


    And that was it, now I wasnt expecting a reply of any sort, but believe it or not I had a reply within the hour, yes, our Taoiseach actually replied to me! Here is his reply . .

    Hail Mister Spunk!
    Thank you so much for your message!
    It was like a breath of fresh air!
    Its good to know that there is still st least one group of real red blooded Irish Men still left- the Punters of Ireland!
    All week I had to deal with the Fianna Geal blueshirts and the Labour Party Bolesiviks making snide comments, all fuckers I say!
    But the PUNTERS OF IRELAND are true patriots!
    And you can give this message to the brave nobel Punters- their Taoiseach will not forget then !
    When the economy turns around I am going to create a new state Ministry- the Department of escorts and Punters!
    And I will apoint Mary Coughlin the Minister of Punters!
    And I will slash the price of escorts! down to 40% of the current prices!
    So once again Thank you, with men like you and your fellow Punters, this great nation will be even greater once again!
    Hail- from your Leader!


    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Mr. R Spunks first post without a naked woman attached ladies and gentlemen..............

    Nice one Deeekkk.............
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    And what about Dick Spunk for President???

    Well Dick, you interested???
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    Thats one hell of a fast postman you got Dick. What does he drive?

    A shuttle?
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    So this morning I took the liberty of sending a message to Mister Cowen, to tell him of my support! It went like this . . .



    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Thats one hell of a fast postman you got Dick. What does he drive?

    A shuttle?
    Westside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    FHail Taoiseach and great leader! you are our Leader, the Leader of this great country, and I to let you know that we, The Punters of Ireland, are behind you 100%, We support our Teoiseach
    Speak for yourself, Dick, you lousy FF git!

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    Good post again Dick
    Best regards Feargal
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    never leave till tomorrow what you can do today

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    I think Dick should be the new Minister of Punters!

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