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    Exclamation I have become a male escort!!!!

    Fellow punters- times are hard these days- money is short for us all- so I decided to become a male escort!
    After all- theres big money to be made- so tonight I began my new job, and I include a report below!

    Now when escorts want to attract guys, they wear something sexy- so I went out and bought a teeny weeny throng! I include a picture of me wearing it below! This would draw the woman punters to me like flies on shite I thought!
    So off I went to my patch (thats my area of operations!), I went down the canal to baggot street bridge, it was a nice sunny evening, and I began walking up and down with a sexy stride, flashing my arse to any women I could see!
    Sure enough it began to work- I could see cars driving slowly up and down, with their female drivers leering at me!
    One of them stopped- and called me over- she was a dishy looking blonde-
    "Hey- whats the price?" she asked.
    "250 euro for half an hour" I replied. And at that she drove off . . .
    Anyhow I kept up my sexy walk, jiggling my arse, then another car slowed down, and the driver- a Chinese woman, called me over- "Hey- sexy arse- how much you charge for a Han Jab??"
    I replied "handjob cost you 150 euro" at which point she sped off . .
    Anyhow, I thought, I may be expensive- But Im worth it!
    Then another car drove slowly pass me- a dishy looking brunett, waved me over
    "You doing business?" she asked.
    "For 250 euro I am" I repled. At which point she sped off too.

    Anyhow fuck them- stingy bitchs, I came home a hour later, having made no money tonight.
    But I will be there tomorrow night too, so if any ladies on the forum, escorts included, want to do business tomorrow night, then You wont miss me, walking up and down, jiggling my arse . . .
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Deek I have missed you!!!!
    Just wondering . . . would you do 15 minutes for your biggest fan??
    ************NO LONGER PROVIDING ESCORT SERVICE**********************

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    I'm sorrt Dick but Ill have to remove your rates from your post and move it to the non advertisers section..........

    A blatent attempt to promote yourself..............

    And don't even think about putting up a phone number.................

    Ps - Best of luck with the lotto....................................
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Deek I have missed you!!!!
    Just wondering . . . would you do 15 minutes for your biggest fan??
    Ya see Deeeeekkkkkk...........

    Look what you've started now............

    It'll be a flippin stampede soon............
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Thank God! Deek, so glad you are back. I'd thought you've left us forever...

    Good to see you again!

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    How much for my beer belly, Kelly?


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