I am giving up Escorts!!!!!
Fellow punters and friends!
I am giving up escorts! Yes it came to me this morning- crystal clear- escorting is for mugs, simple mined halfwits! Mugs! I am a mug, we are mugs! Think about it- we go out spending loads and loads of money on escorts- when we have wives at home! Wives that can do all sorts of pervy things with us- free of charge!
I dont know why I didnt think of this for the last 20 years! Yes 20 fucking years! Paying women for sex, paying for all kinds of sex!
And what of all the money I spent? 4000 EURO a year, thats 80000 euro I spent!
I could have bought a yatch for that, or a dozen cars! or donated that money to the Catholic church- or the Goverment!
Anyway I decided this morning thats it! No more punting. I will get a new hobby!
I will get a dog, and take it for walks- I will start doing gardening, I will join the church choir!
That was my mindset this morning! I was determined to start anew- a new Dick Spunk!
Then I got a text from Lolita- the well known 18 year old Mexican escort in Clanbrasil street, the text went-
"Hello Dik- This is Lolita, I am all alone in my big warm bed, all I am wearing those black silky knickers you like-I want you to visit me today- I want to blow and blow and blow your penis until you have a atomic explosion of cum all over me! Please come now!- Lolita"
The picture below is me and Lolita at 3 o clock today . . .
Anyway I am going to give up escorting, and get a dog, and do gardening, and join the choir . . . . only not just yet!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .