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Thread: I made a escort PREGNANT!

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    Exclamation I made a escort PREGNANT!

    Fellow Punters- I am in shock today!
    Let me explain- well first of all the day started good- I had a tickle in my pants and decided I might visit my favorite escort Jasmin to allow her to fix it. when suddenly there was a knock on my door . . .
    A woman- or to be more precise- a pregnant woman was at the door- I didnt know her but she starts talking . .
    "Deek- I have good news for you Deek- you are now a father!"
    Who the fuck was this I wondered-
    "It is me Nina - Deek, and I have come so that I can move in with you!"
    Nina? I thought- is this Mini Skirt Nina?, the escort I met in Capal street last November . . . ?
    And then it came back to me- last november, during the snow, there I was in Willy Wankers sex shop in Capal street, buying cock cream,when I bumped into this mini skirt wearing girl at the vibrator section, "Excuse me- can you help me- I need a Vibrator!" she asks . .
    Well one thing quickly led to another, and within half a hour i was with her in her flat, thrusting my prick wildly into her . .
    "Deek- why dont you take off that Condom? I want to feel your raw Cock!"
    Which I did and shot my load.

    Anyhow here she is now- all smiles . . . .
    "What do you want . . . ? I meekly asked her . .
    "I want to move in with you Deek, and we can raise our son!
    I am going to call him little Deek!"

    "My wife will be home later . . ! I replied
    "We can all live together Deek- a big happy family!"

    FUCK!
    Then the smart arse texts started coming in . .
    "Well done Dick- didnt think you had it in you! ROVER.
    "Hey Dick- did ya not use a johnny?" NICEGIRLSARENICE

    Its going to be a LOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG Night!
    Last edited by Dick Spunk; 21-07-10 at 22:25.
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    Default Ah Dick

    Nice to see dick popping in every now and then.

    i love dick,
    Westside.

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    Let know what Weight its born!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    Nice to see dick popping in every now and then.

    i love dick,
    Westside.

    You said DICK. POPPING IN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Last edited by Cable87; 22-07-10 at 00:57.

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    Deek!!!!! Now I know why you left me waiting for you and didn't show up at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Deek!!!!! Now I know why you left me waiting for you and didn't show up at all


    Is it all true then Jasmin?

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    Shame on you Deek for leaving Jasmin waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    Is it all true then Jasmin?
    Well . . . now I am not sure. He said I was his favorite but now that you asked . . .
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    You lucky guy?
    Why not hook up with this girl and never have to work again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmin View Post
    Well . . . now I am not sure. He said I was his favorite but now that you asked . . .


    Well, it's sounds like Deek will need to be punished next time you see him! He's been a very Bad Deek!

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