I made a escort PREGNANT!
Fellow Punters- I am in shock today!
Let me explain- well first of all the day started good- I had a tickle in my pants and decided I might visit my favorite escort Jasmin to allow her to fix it. when suddenly there was a knock on my door . . .
A woman- or to be more precise- a pregnant woman was at the door- I didnt know her but she starts talking . .
"Deek- I have good news for you Deek- you are now a father!"
Who the fuck was this I wondered-
"It is me Nina - Deek, and I have come so that I can move in with you!"
Nina? I thought- is this Mini Skirt Nina?, the escort I met in Capal street last November . . . ?
And then it came back to me- last november, during the snow, there I was in Willy Wankers sex shop in Capal street, buying cock cream,when I bumped into this mini skirt wearing girl at the vibrator section, "Excuse me- can you help me- I need a Vibrator!" she asks . .
Well one thing quickly led to another, and within half a hour i was with her in her flat, thrusting my prick wildly into her . .
"Deek- why dont you take off that Condom? I want to feel your raw Cock!"
Which I did and shot my load.
Anyhow here she is now- all smiles . . . .
"What do you want . . . ? I meekly asked her . .
"I want to move in with you Deek, and we can raise our son!
I am going to call him little Deek!"
"My wife will be home later . . ! I replied
"We can all live together Deek- a big happy family!"
Then the smart arse texts started coming in . .
"Well done Dick- didnt think you had it in you! ROVER.
"Hey Dick- did ya not use a johnny?" NICEGIRLSARENICE
Its going to be a LOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG Night!
Last edited by Dick Spunk; 21-07-10 at 22:25.
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