How To Have The Ultimate Halloween Sex Party!

Do you remember the time when you always attended Halloween parties that always provided more than tricks or treats; the kind of Halloween parties that were filled with booze, drunk sex, and the sound of Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ on replay?

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Yeah, those were fun times. But if the plan for some party-goers is to get involve in some kind of Twilight-Cullen-esque coitus, then a teenager’s ghoul party isn’t going to cut it, especially for people that have a fetish for vampire sex and swinging.

You’re going to have to do more than just create an event on Facebook, tagging all of your BBF’s and high school acquaintances, and praying that they wouldn’t bail once they click on the ‘going’ button. You’ll have to make sure that you invite an elite group of people that get off on the same fetishes as you do, and you’ll also have to make sure that you tell the children in your neighbourhood that you won’t be giving the kind of treats they’d be expecting.

Step 1: Make your home look like a Horror BDSM sex dungeon

Your house can look like a scary horror mansion on the outside, but a hot BDSM sex dungeon on the inside.
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Of course, you cannot get into the Halloween spirit if you don’t decorate your house or apartment like a haunted mansion, or Sleepy Hollow, or your Mum’s bedroom after a night of having someone to tender to her ‘needs’. Even if you or your potential guests aren’t really into BDSM, it’s still worth it for you to make your interior look like Marilyn Manson’s love-making parlour; you never know who would be afraid of leather and PVC…

Step 2: Sort out your sexy Halloween costume

Whether you will be a slutty nurse, a hot Catwoman, a sexy vampire, it doesn’t matter. Just make sure that you have prepared your kinky Halloween costume.
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It’s typical for a woman to dress up in a costume where the rim of the dress barely touches her ass, and there’s nothing wrong with wearing a typical sexy Halloween costume. Then again, it’s always good to be creative every now and then.

You can always dress up as someone that hardly anyone would know, or a character that needs to make a comeback, like the Corpse Bride, Marge Simpson, or Black Swan. If you can’t be bothered to turn your thinking cap on, we can turn ours on for you right here.

Guys, if you want to make sure that you want to get laid, it’s best that you wear either a vampire or a werewolf costume to attract the ladies, or the gimp suit that dude wore in ‘Pulp Fiction’ if you’re into dominant women…

Step 3: Get all of your kinky games and sex toys in order

If you don’t know any famous sex games, you can always create one, like spin the sex bottle and truth or fuck
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Once the tequila shots have intoxicated your guests, they’re going to want to play a range of games that they would totally regret the next morning, but are grateful that it happened in the end, so they could entertain their friends by telling them the stuff that they did at your Halloween party. In an ideal world, it would be both hilarious and appealing if you have hung a range of funky-looking sex toys around your home; they don’t even have to be the sexy kind of sex toys.

One of my friends was given a banana water gun for her 26th birthday, she actually thought it was a banana water gun, until she took off the top and realised that it was actually a rubber penis in disguise. For games, you can always turn your favourite childhood game into a lewd, steamy one, like spin the bottle, where you give oral sex to the first person the bottle lands on, or ‘Truth or Fuck’, where instead of doing a dare, you fuck.

Step 4: Get your invites sorted

If you don’t know anyone that’s into the same fetish as you are, you can always arrange escorts to give you some ghoulish yet intimate company.
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You can make your Halloween Sex Party as inclusive or public as you want, but not too public though, just in case you might get some 8-year-old ghosts come knocking on your door asking for sweets…If you’re really into voyeurism, you can make your night of ghoulish delight into your ultimate swingers party of the year. Why not? Swinging can appear scary to some vanilla people!

For those that don’t have a lot of kinky friends to fornicate with, there’s always the option of hiring a few escorts to help you get your party ball rolling. If Halloween has the same significance as Christmas does, I’d tell you to not spend it alone. Spend it with someone, or some people that can turn a spooky night into a sexy one. And remember to tell your friends to bring condoms and lube; Halloween sex isn’t scary enough for you to catch syphilis.

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Zoe Jaspers has worked in the adult industry for over a year, but she has already gained a fantastic reputation in the field. As a writer, she is passionate about bringing the reader some of the most interesting blog content around.

She is possibly most famous for her erotic stories, but is equally adept at giving top quality sex advice, all the time bringing in her 'personal experiences'.

When she isn't sharing her most intimate encounters, Zoe keeps herself active by watching videos on Youtube, and listening to music.
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