Aphrodisiacs To Eat Off Your Partner

Guys, and gals, there’s no doubt in my mind that you already know what types of edibles (no, not those types of edibles), can get your rocks off

I don’t know anyone born within the millennial era who would invest in £30 pills that would leave you stiff for longer than you should. Maybe the boomers…but I’m not going to be talking about viagra in this blog!

Nope, I’m going to be talking about what you’ve probably suspected from the title already: aphrodisiacs. Before you already allow yourself too bored and click off this page, I got a question for you. Have you ever tried eating aphrodisiac foods off your partner in a way that made their toes curl? No? That’s what I thought.

This is why you should continue reading this article; this article on some delicious libido effects exists to enhance your sex life. Because I’m a caring person with a lot to share, and sharing is caring.

Libido Liquor #1: Maca & Banana Pancakes

Sorry, ladies, but this first delicacy is targeted at the males.

Gentlemen, have you ever had the struggle of concentrating on your performance while making sure that you’re still rock hard and flexing your biceps to make your partner melt in more ways than one?

Then, you should swap your protein pancakes with these ones in the morning. If you manage to get your hands on some maca powder on your next visit to the supermarket, you’re a lucky guy.

Why? Because maca is a northern Peruvian and Bolivian food, particularly black maca, which is known to turn you into a powerhouse in the bedroom. And what happens when you mix that maca powder with some eggs, bananas, honey, and bananas? You get power pancakes that will make you hung like a horse and will give your friends penis envy.

How do you make these maca & banana pancakes and put them to good use?

Step 1:

Grab one banana (not your banana), three tablespoons of maca powder, one egg, and a spoon of clear honey until all the ingredients are blended.

Step 2:

Pour the mixture into two or three flat boobies in a semi-hot pan, cook them on both sides for about ten minutes, and let them simmer until they’re set and puffy.

Step 3:

Serve the pancakes on a lukewarm plate, with the option decorate them with extra fruit, honey, or just a lil’ bit of granulated sugar.

Step 4:

Put the pancakes on your partner’s chest, throw out the plate, drizzle more honey over their body and bon appetite.

Libido Liquor #2: Damiana & Cinnamon Bliss Balls

Ladies, time to jump back in with the guys.

Raise your hands if you like eating and sucking on balls…bliss balls…damiana & cinnamon bliss balls?

If the word ‘damiana’ isn’t familiar to you, it is a plant that’s native to North America, South America, and the Caribbean.

Whether you’d consume it as a liquid capsule, a capsule, or lovely cup of tea that you could have with your elderly next-door neighbour, you can be sure that your erogenous zones will get stimulated before you find your lovers’ hands down your pants.

And when you add cinnamon to the mix, you might want to lay some extra towels on the bedsheets.

So, what’s the recipe?

Step 1:

Add half a banana (no, not your man’s banana), one teaspoon of cinnamon, one tablespoon of damiana powder, half a tablespoon of maca powder, half a teaspoon of vanilla extract, and half a tablespoon of grated coconut in a blender.

Step 2:

Take the mixture out and squish them into small balls before rolling them over some grated coconut. For some added sugar lovin’ to your lips, you can cover them with some melted chocolate too.

Step 3:

For some extra added sugar lovin’ to your lips, place the bliss balls on your private parts and experience that sweetness in more ways than one…just make sure you’re not allergic to coconut.

Libido Liquor #3: Strawberry, Honey & Mango Smoothie

They don’t call strawberries the ‘Fruits of the Forest’ for no reason…

And they don’t call it a ‘honeymoon phase’ when you don’t have gratuitous amount of coitus in the hotel room.

Now, a making a strawberry smoothie isn’t something that can be given a Gordon Ramsey rating, but including some mango and honey to the mix can be something that Piper Perri would want to shower herself in.

Guys, if you think that a strawberry, honey & mango smoothie is too feminine to slurp on, you’ll be readjusting that illusion when you check out how much testosterone those strawberries could pump into your veins.

Step 1:

Grab a handful of fresh strawberries, cut up half a mango, place them into a blender, and drizzle some of that love-making honey before pushing the ‘on’ button.

Step 1.5:

Make sure you put the lid on your blender before you push the ‘on’ button. Safety comes first.

Step 2:

Take the blender and pour that smoothie all over your body so you, your lover, and your crotch will feel satisfied with that sugary, fruity sweetness.

Libido Liquor #4: Chocolate & Avocado Pudding

Fun fact: Avocado mean ‘testicle’ in ancient Aztec. For those who are interested, the direct translation is ‘ahuacatl’…don’t ask me how to pronounce it.

Aside from being full of vitamin B9, B6, and folic acid, they also contain a sexual appeal that you never think would be possible for you to imagine.

However, green isn’t the sexiest colour for us, but you know what colour is? Chocolate. And not just the colour, but also the taste and endorphins that sends you sky high when you let it touch your hot tongue.

And when Aphrodite gives you chocolate and avocados, you make chocolate & avocado pudding.

Step 1:

Blend one ripe avocado, one ripe banana, four tablespoons of honey, three heaped tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder, two cups of milk (or soy/nut milk for all the vegans reading this blog), half a teaspoon of grounded cinnamon and half a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract in a blender.

Step 2:

Once a rich…thick…creamy consistency has formed, pour the mixture into an airtight container and let sit in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

Step 3:

Let the pudding slide out of the container and onto your lover’s belly and use your tongue like a spoon.

Indulge in some aphrodisiac lovin’ with an escort this Valentine’s Day

Now, it’s good to know that all of these ideas on how to utilise these aphrodisiac foods on your lover, but what good are they if you don’t even have a lover to have fun with?

Valentines Day is coming up, and you don’t have to mull in your living room on your own if your single and in need for a little bit of lovin’. Hence, all the more reasons to surf on Escort Ireland these next few days and find a beautiful companion who could be more than happy to eat some of these fruity, sweet aphrodisiacs with you…in more ways than one.

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