You have heard that there are many people all over the world have a phobia of clowns, but have you ever thought that there would be people who have a paraphilia for them; dressing up as loony characters while they fuck? Yes, I mean having sex with a clown No? Well, that’s not surprising.
What is clown sex?
According to Urban Dictionary (don’t ask me why I always use the website to find out the meanings of idioms; it’s just what it’s made for). As I was saying, Urban Dictionary defines ‘Clown Sex’ as:
‘A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.’
There were other definitions for the kink that I’ve found on the website, but I don’t think that they’ve had any relation to clowns; more like stuff that you would do drunk at a frat party and then regret it the day after…If you guys have any idea about cross-dressing and role-playing, well, think about the two fetishes mixed into one with a dash of circus confetti. Yes, you’ve heard it right, folks.
There are people, groups and organizations that create gatherings for guys and girls who want to make a circus performance with their dicks and pussies hanging out. It’s no big deal to me, of course. Everyone has a fetish that floats their own boat. As long as it is not illegal or immoral, than what reason would I have to shout abuse at people who are into clown sex?
Why people like clown sex?
During my research on the appeal of clown sex, I’ve found some mixed results as to why guys and girls love dressing up as clowns and get fucked in the ass, or something. One of the reoccurring answers was that it’s just like any other fetish that you would divulge in. Some people like BDSM, others like water-sports and then there are people who just like dressing up as characters they would have seen at children’s birthday parties.
However, there are a couple of people who have mentioned on different forums that they were sexually repressed when they were in their adolescent years. They wanted to break the norm of what sex should be like and be the wildest that they could be I the bedroom.
If acting silly and throwing colourful balloons around in the bedroom is what gets them off, then hey, kudos to them for not holding in their repression anymore! One thing that I have to point out to you guys is the fact that the people who get wet and hard over this fetish are normal human beings that still do the same everyday stuff as you do.
They’re not freaky in any way, shape or form…well…maybe in the bedroom…but overall, no! Most of the lovers of clown sex would have a job in the office, or working in a café; just like any normal person would have!
What are clown sex parties like?
Now that I’ve answered some of your questions, I presume that your next one would be:
‘Ok, then…how do clowns get together to fuck?’
What is the first thing that you need to have before you make a cake? The ingredients, of course! So, what would be the things that you’d need in order to get your clown fuck fest started? Rubber chickens are one thing, as well as whipped cream, creams pies, toffee apples, candy floss, general candy and balloons; lots and lots of balloons.
Some people would organise a sexy meeting on a kink forum, where they’d arrange to pitch up a marquee in the middle of nowhere as they’d perform the usual kinds of circus acts that you’d see on television. This is all before they’d start to get a little bit kinky and start fingering each other with lubricated candy, by the way.
I remember watching an episode of ‘Sexcetera’ a couple of years ago, where one of the presenters was reporting a story about clown sex and actually showed a clip where a guy wore a fake red rose, put a condom on it and started fucking another clown’s pussy with it. Hey, whatever floats their boats!
Of course, where there are pros, there are also cons. Like a stripper girl would struggle to dance in 8 inch platforms, a woman would have trouble enjoying the pleasures of sex while wearing clown shoes.
Think about it, you’d be wearing oversized clothes, baggy trousers, massive braces and red noses, which could become obstacles when you’re trying to thrust your cock inside your sexy, colourful companion. However, that’s the only problem that people with this fetish have to face, as they can just carry on with their filthy antics and enjoy themselves.
Love clown sex, hate prejudice!
We understand that the world can be a cruel place that inhabits a lot of narrow-minded people. Some guys and girls can be very judgmental and insulting when they hear about a fetish that doesn’t ‘conform to the norm’.
However, on Escort Ireland, everyone likes to be open and tell all of the clients and courtesans about their little kinks and fetishes. Do you have one that you would like to share on the directory today? You can post your thoughts on the comments section below or on the community forum.
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