Everywhere you look, people are talking about Pokémon Go. It has become a huge trend for the world, with many people keen to become trainers and catch ’em all. However, this game seems to be taking over the world and becoming an obsession. People are becoming so eager to catch Pokémon that they cannot put their phones down, and other areas of their lives and being neglected.
It seems that Pokémon Go is actually becoming more popular than porn, is exposers cheaters to their partners, and is filled with a number of unusual dick pics with carefully placed Pokémon to cover the cocks. We’re not totally sure why either, but that’s the internet for you.
So how is this mobile game taking over the world? What is driving people to do these unusual things with the app? Here on the Escort Ireland blog we take a look at why Pokémon Go is filled with dick pics and cheaters… and just what has made it more popular than porn.
What is Pokémon Go?
Not sure what this game is? We can help. Pokémon Go is a free-to-play game you can get on your mobile phone. This location-based augmented reality app gives you the chance to be like your favourite characters from the show and go around catching as many Pokémon as you can.
How does it work? Well, “the game allows players to capture, battle, and train virtual Pokémon who appear throughout the real world”, through the use of your mobile phone camera (to show you where the Pokémon is), and your phone’s GPS.
While the game isn’t available everywhere yet, it has proven to be incredibly popular, and many people are offering you alternative ways you can download the game if you aren’t lucky enough to live in the countries that already have it. In the first three days of release, it became the most downloaded smartphone app in America.
While the game is free to play, there are, of course, numerous in-app purchases that players can make, and a result, many believe that the game is making around $1.6 million each day from US iPhone users. In the last week, Nintendo’s shares have shot up in value by nearly 50%, proving just how popular this app is.
Pokémon or porn?
It seems that the game has become so popular that more people might actually be searching for Pokémon Go than porn. Considering how much people look for and talk about porn online, we are pretty surprised by this piece of information.
Someone decided to go onto Google Trends, Google’s website for checking popular searches and internet trends, and take a look at just how the game was doing. Not only was it one of the most popular searches online, but it also was more searched than porn.
According to the data, worldwide searches for the game proved to be more popular than porn by a huge 33%. However, this only tells us how many people have been searching for the game using Google. I don’t know about you, but when I’m in the mood for porn, I don’t go to Google and start searching for it. Instead, I already have websites I like to visit.
It seems that people are also becoming concerned about how much time we are spending on the game. It seems that, to the Average iOS User in the states, 33 minutes and 25 seconds of each day is going onto the app. Social media websites don’t compare, as Facebook gets just 22 minutes and 8 seconds per day.
Digletts and dick pics
Dick pics are incredibly popular online. People simply cannot stop taking them and sending them to others, in the hope that seeing their rock hard cock will convince them to fuck them.
It seems that Pokémon Go has not escaped the trend of sending dick pics, but this time, its users have gotten a little more creative. Instead of just sending pictures of their cock, they are taking pictures of their dick covered up by a certain Pokémon that looks a lot like a penis.
The Diglett Pokémon has found itself put on the crotches of many men so that they can laugh at how they have something rock hard for their partner. There are so many people taking “Dickletts” and rude pictures with their Pokémon that it has turned into a bit of a trend. There is even a subreddit dedicated to all of the NSFW pictures that people have been taking. And yes, they really are not safe for work.
Gotta catch ’em all!
Some users have found that they are getting into a hell of a lot of trouble because the game uses your phone’s GPS, and so you can see exactly where you caught certain Pokémon. For user Evan Scribner, this meant that his girlfriend was able to see that he had not only been out catching Pokémon, but he had done it at his ex-girlfriend’s house.
So, if you are planning to cheat on your partner, don’t use games like Pokémon Go, where your location is tracked for others to see.
Scribner said that his girlfriend confronted him: “she saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house”. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t have a good excuse for why he was near her place in the first place, leading his girlfriend to think that he had been there for another reason.
It now seems that Scribner is single, as he said “she found out last night at my house and hasn’t contacted me since then.” Maybe next time you should put away the phone and find something else to do?
Other ways to spend your time
The game is fast becoming more searched for than porn, and people are using the game to take naughty pictures of themselves. The fact that people are also getting caught out cheating while playing the game is just one of many different complaints against it. People seem to really dislike this game and believe that it is causing us a lot more problems than it is worth… but is that the case?
For some people, it is just a nice nostalgia trip, but all of these different things are working to ruin those childhood memories. Remember wanting to be a Pokémon trainer when you were younger? We’re sorry to tell you that those dreams are being corrupted.
People are spending around half an hour each day on the game. That is a lot of time, and I don’t know about you, but I can think of far better ways to spend my time. What about you? Would you play the game or would you choose to see a sexy escort instead?
Do you have the game already, or do you have absolutely no interest in it? We want to hear from you. Let us know what you think by leaving a comment in the box below or by heading over to the Escort Ireland forum. Will you be keen to get out there and catch ’em all, or are you perfectly happy to let someone else do it?
Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.
In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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