Geeky Sex Toys You Didn’t Know You Needed!

Embracing the geek side is something more and more people are doing. With the surge of superhero TV shows and films to enjoy, as well as shows based on some of the best fantasy novels, it is now even easier to let your geek flag fly… but have you considered letting it fly in the bedroom?

futuristic soldier with weapon on hand

No, we aren’t talking about re-enacting that Ygritte and Jon Snow cave scene (although if you want to, please share your success stories). Instead we are talking about geeky sex toys. That’s right. No longer do you have to put up with toys in the bedroom that simply don’t give you the chance to show your geek status.

You’ll find a huge range of geeky sex toys online if you know where to look, so which fandoms are covered when it comes to kinky play?

Game of Thrones

I am one of those currently waiting very impatiently for the next season of Game of Thrones. It was something I started watching thinking “it can’t be THAT good” and then proceeded to binge the entirety of the show in an effort to get caught up. So now I am left waiting for the next season wondering how I will pass the time.

Thankfully, it seems that we can pass the time in true Game of Thrones style. No, not with lots of death and gore, but instead with sex. Lots and lots of sex. Geeky Sex Toys, a fantastic website for all your geeky sex toys, has Long Shaft, a sword style on Jon Snow’s ‘Longclaw’ blade.

However, if you have found that the sexiest things about Game of Thrones are the dragons then Bad Dragon has you covered. Bad Dragon specialises in fantasy sex toys, so it is hardly surprising that they have a few dragon dildos for you to try, if you so wish. It’ll certainly make for an interesting experience!

The Bad Dragon - Clayton
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Star Wars

If you’d rather embrace the power of the dark side, then you’ll be happy to know that there are plenty of fantastic Star Wars themed toys for you to buy. The first thing most people think of when it comes to Star Wars is the lightsaber, and it seems prime for turning into a sex toy.

You can buy Star Wars Lightsaber Dildos in plenty of different places (and they even light up), but if you would rather save your money, you could always make your own. There are tons of tutorials you can look at online to show you how.

If a lightsaber dildo isn’t your thing (we can understand why it might not be) then Geeky Sex Toys has you covered once again. They have a whole range of Star Toys for you to choose from, including a ‘Hand Solo’ masturbation sleeve and a ‘Space Station Ball Gag’, for when force choking someone into silence is just too much.

You can use the force for your own pleasure
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Superheroes

Pretty much everywhere you look lately you’ll find superheroes. If they aren’t all over your Netflix (with The Punisher, The Defenders, and more Marvel available to watch), or on your TV screen (thanks to DC’s Arrow, The Flash, and Legends of Tomorrow), then they are in the cinema. Marvel and DC are fighting it out to make the best superhero movies… so of course we want superheroes in all areas of life.

There are plenty of kinky superhero costumes you can take into the bedroom, but getting your hands on geeky sex toys is a bit more of a struggle. Thankfully, Doc Johnson has you covered.

Admittedly, they used to have a bigger selection of toys than they do now. You could buy ‘The Hammer’ (dildo based on Thor’s hammer), ‘Rock Hard Man’ (dildo based on Iron Man’s suit), and ‘The Caped Cock’ (dildo based on Batman). If you’re feeling a little upset don’t worry, as you can still buy The Wonder Pussy stroker. They claim she has a “tight tunnel of truth” to pleasure you, so if that’s the kind of geeky sex toy you were looking for, you’ve found it!

The Super Horny Heroines Wonder Pussy stroker
Original source: Doc Johnson

Other geeky sex toys

There are plenty of other geeky sex toys you can get your hands on. Pokémon fans who are bored of Pokémon Go can instead get butt plugs themed on their favourite starter Pokémon, while those who want to enjoy ‘morphing time’ in a whole new way can treat themselves to some anal plugs for the occasion.

Are geeky sex toys really the way to go when it comes to letting your geek flag fly? Are there better alternatives we should be investigating? Let us know what you think by leaving a comment in the box below. You can even tell us if you have given into temptation and bought a geeky sex toy to try!

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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