Unless you have been hiding under a rock, you will know that Game of Thrones returned this weekend for its seventh season. It is all anyone has been talking about, and while this next season is shorter than previous, it doesn’t make us any less excited.
There are two things we can expect with this latest season: death and sex. The sex scenes in the show are always intense, so it is hardly surprising that people find themselves turned on by the show and the sexy stars.
Want to celebrate this new season in style? Here are some kinky sex toys with a Game of Thrones theme for you to keep yourself entertained while waiting for the next episode.
Dragon’s egg
A problem that might face many is trying to store your sex toys away. If this is a problem you face don’t worry, as you can buy some great Game of Thrones themed storage devices… complete with vibrating bullets to keep you busy!
This is the cheapest item on the list, and will set you back just $50, and you can choose between a number of different colours to suit your partner’s style. It also includes a gold vibrating bullet… in case you weren’t sure exactly what it was that you wanted to put in it for safe keeping.
Long shaft
It was only a matter of time before someone created a dildo. Of course, that dildo had to be themed upon the weapon of one of the show’s main characters – Jon Snow. And when we say weapon, we really do mean his weapon.
It is a part of the ‘Game of Moans’ series from Geeky Sex Toys, and has the catchy name of ‘Long Shaft’. It looks like a sword so you can really impale yourself upon it… if you are so inclined. However, it might set you back a fair amount. It’ll cost you $149 which might seem a little steep for a dildo.
The cock of the dragon
Game of Thrones involves lots of things, and we’re hoping that this next season will give us even more dragons than the previous one. Can’t wait to see what the rest of the season has in store? Perhaps you’d like to know what it would be like to fuck a dragon?
Bad Dragon has you covered. They have a number of different dildos based on mythical creatures, including ‘Clayton’, which is the name of the one shown below. However, it could cost you anything between $55 and $170, depending on the size you get.
Game of Thrones returns
We here at Escort Ireland have been pretty excited for the return of Game of Thrones, and the first episode of the new season did not disappoint! However, I’m not tempted to go splurging on the items above just yet.
What about you? Are you going to splash out on these toys, or would you rather simply wait for the episodes? Let us know all about it, and your reactions to the opening, by leaving a comment in the box below.
Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.
In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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