When you go looking for sex toys, you tend to be overwhelmed by the sheer size. They often say that bigger is better, but for those looking for a toy that is a little more subtle, this isn’t the case. You want to find the best discreet sex toys that don’t draw attention to themselves!
Sometimes you want to be able to have your fun without anyone realising what you are up to. You want to find the most discreet sex toys out there so that your sex life is no-one’s business but your own. So here are three subtle toys perfect for the shy experimenters!
Splish splash in the bath!
A rubber duck sitting at the side of the bath isn’t really going to draw any attention, is it? It doesn’t look out of place, which of course makes it the perfect place to hide a sex toy.
Rubber duck vibrators have become incredibly popular because they are so subtle. Nobody would look at a rubber duck in a bathroom twice, and because they sit in the bathroom they are often waterproof for bath time fun!
Not quite subtle enough for you? You can buy a travel sized duck from Lovehoney for £16.99 or just over €19. This one is small enough to take anywhere, and it won’t stand out!
Pucker up
A woman’s handbag is a object of mystery for many. They seem to all be bags similar to the one Mary Poppins has, where absolutely anything and everything can fit inside of it. Well, now you can actually keep a handy vibrator there for those horny emergencies!
This is one of the more discreet sex toys out there, and many brands have created their own versions. One of the cheapest is the Max Power from Bondara.
Doesn’t look like much, right? It just looks like an ordinary red lipstick, but this lipstick packs a hell of a punch. It is actually a vibrating bullet you can keep in your handbag for that special occasion, so nobody will suspect a thing if you say you need to go and freshen your make-up. Best of all it is the cheapest item on our list, coming in at under €14 (around £12).
A bit of bling
This next item is the most expensive on the list by far, but it is also the most elegant vibrator you will ever see. Best of all you can take it with you everywhere, as it appears as a necklace.
The Vesper was created by Crave, and is a truly stunning necklace for you to buy. However, it isn’t just a necklace. It is also a vibrating bullet that you can get in a silver, rose gold-plated, or 24k gold-plated finish.
Yes, this makes it a little more expensive. It’ll cost you just over €60 for the silver, while the rose gold comes in at just under €70 and the gold-plated will set you back a whopping €130! Not quite spent enough? For a little extra you can have it engraved.
It is a truly one of a kind piece, and while the price might put you off, many are drawn to it because it is an incredibly quiet vibrator. It is also USB rechargeable and comes with four different speeds to ensure you are fully satisfied.
The best discreet sex toys
When you walk into a sex shop, your eyes tend to be drawn to the biggest dildos and vibrators that they have available. However, this doesn’t suit everyone. Sometimes you want something subtle to help you cum.
We’ve given you three fantastic discreet sex toys to try out, but which toy intrigues you the most? Personally, I’d love to try the Vesper. I feel as though wearing it would give me a thrill, especially if someone wants to know more about it! But what do you think?
Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.
In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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