Some of the stranger world records recorded wouldn’t have happened unless that strange person wasn’t comfortable with being different and fabulous for it. While some attempt to break the longest pogo stick jumping record others like John Falcon go down in history for the longest ‘pogo stick.’ It’s a sexy fact, sex world records have kinky people celebrating their kink for the whole world to see.
World records have crazy people doing the zaniest stuff just for the chance to be included in the Guinness World Records. This reference book lists human achievements as well as the extremes of the natural world. The book itself holds a record as the ‘best-selling copyrighted book of all time’ since it’s an international authority on cataloging and verifying world records. The Guinness Book of World records has authorized adjudicators verifying the authenticity of these records by um, watching! When it comes to verifying sex world records, this is an unusual job.
Whether or not they knew they were born to make sex history these kinky homies went on to do just that. Let the weird and wild world of kink inspire you to embrace the sexy odds and defy them in an erotic way. Check out these provocative sex world records that may peak your interest.
1. Strongest Vag Award
Her name is Tatiata Kozhevnikova and she and her super strength honey pot hail from Russia. At 42 years old, Tatiata’s snatch lifted an incredible 31 pounds and as if that wasn’t impressive enough, the previous record she broke was her own! The inspiration to get into pussy weight lifting occurred after pregnancy when child birth had weakened her lower regions and she sought to refortify her pink fortress. Most doctors in western culture would simply recommend Kegel exercises to strengthen the baby cannon. Yet Tatiata is from Russia where they dip into freezing, ice cold waters to celebrate the birth of and baptism of Jesus. Tatiata and her cave of wonder are like most Russians, hard core thrill seekers that enjoy taking anything and everything to the extreme.
2. Most romps in 24 Hours
Let’s cut to the chase, Lisa Sparks bonked 919 dudes in 24 hours. For those who aren’t big on math that’s 94 seconds per dude in a whopping twenty-four hour shagfest. Where was the scene of this kinky gangbang? At the 2004 World Gangbang Championship of course! This also falls under the ‘biggest gang bang ever’ because she slammed the previous record of an axe wound shagging 757 dudes! At which point, Lisa Sparks officially changed her name to Lisa Sparxxx! Curious to see how you can improve you game in the bedroom? Then check out the sex Olympics and see how to go for Round Two.
3. Largest Sperminator Collection
The Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland has on display the world’s largest joystick collection with over 300 penises. That’s the record for known collections of longfellows and they’re from all different species including a human’s schlong! Not-so-sexy-fact: In 1300 B.C. an Egyptian Pharaoh ordered all the penises of his enemies to be amputated after he won a battle against Libya. Rumor has it that he had collected 13,000 wangs but there is no confirmation that he started a museum so Iceland wins the title of having the largest collection of dongs ever.
4. Most Oh-oh-orgasms in one hour
The Center for Sexual Studies in California had a team of doctors hot and bothered monitoring a woman who orgasmed 134 times in one hour. That’s two orgasms every minute! For men, the record is only 16. Unfortunately, the condition of the everlasting orgasm is not as romantic as it sounds. The patient orgasms while feeling void of any feelings of sexual desire. Damn, makes you wonder what you did in your last life to deserve this orgasm! It’s actually a super rare condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome and the uncontrollable orgasms have no known cure.
5. World’s Biggest Fuckfest
Leave it to Japan to see a kinky world record that needs their undivided attention. The country that has brought you sushi and the Samurai and great products like televisions has also organized the world’s biggest orgy. The orgy started off on a bang in a warehouse with a camera crew and 250 couples. Once it was discovered however that the couples only had sex with each other and that the whole kinky escapade was choreographed well, there should have been a correction made to the world record title: World’s biggest choreographed couple sex orgy. Definitely not the fuckfest in the movie Caligula that’s for sure. Want to see a clip of a real fuckfest? Then check out six movies where they really have sex!
6. Most Bras Removed In One Minute
Chris Nicholson may have started off like most high school boys counting how many bras he could unfasten in one day until the day arrived when dude got caught. That’s when he decided, I’ve got to go to Hogwarts. Dude went to magic school and when they asked him, “What do you want to master in? Potions? Spells?” Chris Nicholson replied, “Mr. Wizard homie, if I may call you that between you and me I just want to remove 20 bras in one minute with one hand.” “Done,” Mr. Wizard homie replied.
7. Largest Tallywhacker
Jonah Falcon is an American Actor and if there’s one thing that Americans are known for it’s their portion sizes but that’s usually when it comes to food. In Jonah’s case, his wing wang doodle portion size is a gigantic 9.5 inches when it’s flaccid and 13.5 inches when it’s rock hard ready to go to pound town. It’s so large that he got stopped at security in the airport due to arousing suspicions that his Thunderbird may be a weapon of mass destruction.
8. The longest jerk sauce man
His name is Horst Schultz and he can launch his dick spit 18 feet, 9 inches. He knew he had talent at an early age when his splooge could paint walls and he could spaff out of the window. However Horst was not happy with one sex world record oh no, he proceeded to lay down on his back to see how high he could shoot his salty surprise and apparently it shot up like a geyser. Now he has TWO sex world records as he also holds the record for height at 12 feet, 4 inches. Check out another hot shot that made sex history in couple caught shagging on Ferris wheel!
9. The first dude to give birth
Thomas Beatie was at first born Tracy LaGondino but he identified with being a dude so he opted to have gender-realignment surgery. For the record, that left Thomas/Tracy with female reproductive organs and a cock. Thomas/Tracy went on to marry, but his wife turned out to be infertile so HE became pregnant through artificial insemination. He/she Thomas/Tracy has officially given birth to three children. He is the first legally registered male to have given birth.
10. World’s smallest prick
Packages come in all shapes and sizes and there are awards available for all of them especially in the case of the world’s smallest meat puppet. The award is honorary of course because technology hasn’t gotten around to shrinking trophies and medals for pint size penises just yet. The world’s smallest prick on record is 0.39 inches or 0.9 cms so give a big round of applause for the smallest magic wand casting salty spells!
11. World’s longest kiss
The longest lip lock on record goes to Thai couple Ekkachai and Laksana Tiranarat. Apparently this kinky couple kissed for 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds during a Valentine’s Day ‘Kissathon.’ They puckered up and kept at it with commitment and fervor, perhaps calling into work with the most original excuse ever: “sorry, we’re in the middle of beating some sex world records”.
12. The Oldest Prostitute
Her name is Chiu but she goes by the name of ‘grandma’. This eighty something year old escort resides in Tai Pei, Taiwan. Grandma is holding down the oldest profession in the world as the world’s oldest prostitute. Curious to know more about the oldest profession in the world then check out sacred prostitutes: the history of the ho-down.
The hottest sex world records
Let the sex world records inspire you to consider making some personal best records of your own! It’s a sexy fact that there’s a kinky champion inside us all, eager to make and break our own sex world records. Even if you’re not cut out for the Guinness Book of World Records you’re certainly eligible to rock the erotic Kasbah and make some sexy history of your own with an escort.
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