Vegas is affectionately called the City of Sin. Drinking, gambling and sex run the streets. But that doesn’t mean that its exempt from rules, regulations and the iron fist of the law. Especially if and when you’re caught on tape shagging on a Las Vegas Ferris wheel!
Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos were arrested for ‘committing sex acts in public’ on February 5 at 3pm after riding alone together on the High Roller above the Vegas Strip. The riders in a nearby glass pod just wanted to watch so they did while they took a video of the kinky encounter. The saucy romp consisted of the missionary position and it was captured on surveillance cameras as a voice came over the intercom asking them two times to ‘Put your cigarettes out and put your clothes back on!’ Yet this classy couple in a glass ferris wheel, kept calm and shagged on!
The two just met in the Casino. Panzica was actually suppose to marry a different woman later that day but he called off the wedding when he found out that she may be pregnant with another man’s baby. He then went out gambling and met Scordianos. After ‘four or five’ margaritas, they made an erotic executive decision to take their impromptu kinky chemistry to the next level on the High Roller.
The High Roller Club enrolls two new members!
Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos were recorded in the throes of passion inside of a glass-enclosed cabin 168 m above the Vegas Strip. They were about to ride the High Roller known as “The Happiest Half hour in Vegas” when the Tequila in their bloodstream suggested, “I know how to make these thirty minutes happier!”
It’s said that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. If charged with a felony for shagging inside of a Las Vegas glass ferris wheel then Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos will have a tacky souvenir that leaves Vegas with them. Talking about souvenirs, they could make a tacky T-shirt that dispels the false advertising of Vegas with the moral of their experience. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except for felonies and sex tapes!
So what if they shagged inside of a glass elevator over the Vegas Strip on a Ferris Wheel called the High Roller? That’s not a crime! If you’re a high roller on the Vegas Strip and you got onto The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas with a sexy lady and you didn’t shag, that would be a crime!
Fun fact: Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos shagged on the tallest observation wheel in the world because they’re high rollers!
If you’re turned off, don’t watch! Seeing a couple having public sex is much more pleasant than making eye contact with a dog that’s shitting. Then their owner doesn’t pick up the crap. They just leave it in the middle of the pavement transforming the sidewalk into a poop land mine. This kinky couple didn’t leave behind a dirty used condom! Like good travelers, they left only footprints and well, a sex tape. But they’re being charged with a felony? Really?
A felony is a charge given to murder, vehicular homicide, arson, burglary, kidnapping and child pornography! A felony can result in 3-5 years of jail time! And/Or thousands of dollars in fines! Best case scenario, the charge could be dropped to a misdemeanor and a hefty fine. Truth be told, in the case of Sin City vs. the-kinky-couple-that-just-met-in-the-casino-caught-shagging-on-a-Las-Vegas-Ferris-wheel, the punishment does not fit the crime!
If I were their lawyer, I would address the court defending their actions. “Your honor,” I would begin, “Fine people of the jury, the buff security dude and that person that’s typing everything I’m saying, hear my words speak not just for Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos.”
What goes up must come down!
“Let my words speak for everyone that comes to Sin City and rides, “The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas.” If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, let’s not look at these two kinky kids and fault them for finding beauty in that moment! For taking a gamble and raising the stakes! For taking their happiness to the next level on “The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas!”
“If we the people fault them, if we cast the first stone; how then can we call ourselves the City of Sin without having the capacity to understand when sin is criminal and when sin is harmless? Your honor and good people of the jury, people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones at people who shagging in glass enclosed ferris wheels.”
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