Drink can have a bad affect on some people. Fights, arguments, cheating; it can all be come back, on numerous occasions to alcohol. But having sex with an ATM and a picnic table? You need to be a special kind of drunk to consider doing that! Continue reading Man Tries To Have Sex With an ATM and a Picnic Table!
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Rapper Who Chopped Off Willy Making Good Recovery!
A few weeks ago, your friends here at Escort Ireland brought to you the unfortunate story of Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper, ‘Christ Bearer’, who decided it was a good idea to chop off his willy and jump of window, causing himself serious injuries. Continue reading Rapper Who Chopped Off Willy Making Good Recovery!
Michael Sam Becomes First Openly Gay Player in the NFL!
This week, over in America, Michael Sam became the first openly gay American footballer to get onto an NFL team. The 24 year old defensive end joined the St Louis Rams as the 249th selection in the draft (where the best college players get picked up by the pro teams) This has received huge backing from all over the world. Continue reading Michael Sam Becomes First Openly Gay Player in the NFL!
Live Prostitution Sting Falls Flat
Those who have been keeping up to date with prostitution news recently will have seen the absolutely awful idea coming out of Washington last week, where a live prostitution sting was due to be tweeted out for all the world to see. Continue reading Live Prostitution Sting Falls Flat
Pre-Marital Sex ‘Leads to Rape, Prostitution and Drug Abuse’
I have to say, I have always wanted women to stay safe. I hate my girlfriend walking home on her own at night so I pick her up. As soon as my daughter is old enough, she will be taught the virtues of safe sex (her mother can do the intimate stuff) Still, there are just some people who take it way too far, and use it to push a political agenda. Continue reading Pre-Marital Sex ‘Leads to Rape, Prostitution and Drug Abuse’
Northern Ireland Rejects Gay Marriage…Again!
So the Northern Irish Assembly has voted to reject gay marriage again. This makes it the third time as a nation we have thrown away the chance to give real equality to to our gay brothers and sisters. This is a deeply troubling in my opinion. Continue reading Northern Ireland Rejects Gay Marriage…Again!
KKK Leader Caught With Black Male Prostitute!
I hate racists. I have always considered everyone just people, and I have no interest if someone is black, white, yellow, green or purple. I find racists of any colour complete morons, and for the most part, total hypocrites. Continue reading KKK Leader Caught With Black Male Prostitute!
Model To Have Abortion To Get On Big Brother
The abortion debate is a really unpleasant one. As an individual I can see both sides of the argument, and feelings most certainly run deep on for all concerned. However , when I saw this story I nearly fell off my chair. Continue reading Model To Have Abortion To Get On Big Brother
Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Cuts His Own Penis Off!
The sound of rap music always makes me wince. It really never has been my scene. While my mates at school were listening to NWA and thinking the swearing was ‘cool’, I was listening to New Order and Pink Floyd, declaring their music as ‘crap’. Actually, I can’t think of many things worse than rap music. Continue reading Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Cuts His Own Penis Off!
Bully Has To Hold Sign Proclaiming Himself ‘A Bully!’
I have always hated bullies. I used to see them at school, picking on weaker kids, and absolutely nothing would be done about it, due to the fact they would usually be members of the football team, or the prettier girls. Continue reading Bully Has To Hold Sign Proclaiming Himself ‘A Bully!’