Rapper Who Chopped Off Willy Making Good Recovery!

A few weeks ago, your friends here at Escort Ireland brought to you the unfortunate story of Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper, ‘Christ Bearer’, who decided it was a good idea to chop off his willy and jump of window, causing himself serious injuries.

A Decent Recovery

Well, I have received a number of messages from people who want to know how he is. Some people are big fans of his music (really?), whilst others are just wondering what the hell he was thinking when he took such an extreme action?

Apologies for getting back to you with information so late folks, but I had heard nothing until this weeks big update on his condition.

It seems that Mr Bearer has had his penis re-attached, and it is in full working order. He will be unable to have any further children however, but it could have been a lot worse.

Talking about children, it was problems with his own kids that drove him to do what he did. Apparently, Christ Bearer was feeling down because of restraining orders preventing him from seeing his two daughters, and with another one the way, it drove him over the edge.

The incident occurred he was alone, smoking weed, and doing some reading about monks and vasectomies. It was at that point cutting his penis off seemed like a sensible thing to do.

Drug Use Probably Unhelpful

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to say that this is probably a good indication that you shouldn’t be using drugs if you are depressed. I’m sure the pro-drugs lobby will jump on me for that one, but I’m going to guess his drug use didn’t help.

We are glad Christ Bearer is making a recovery, and we hope he conquers any demons that he has. Obviously being away from ones children’s sucks big time.

Just please don’t let me listen to his music. I may not go chopping my willy off, but my ears will be in grave danger!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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