Wu-Tang Clan Rapper Cuts His Own Penis Off!

The sound of rap music always makes me wince. It really never has been my scene. While my mates at school were listening to NWA and thinking the swearing was ‘cool’, I was listening to New Order and Pink Floyd, declaring their music as ‘crap’. Actually, I can’t think of many things worse than rap music.

Well, try this on for size. Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Andrew Johnson has cut off his own penis and jumped out of a window in California. That surely must be worse than having to listen to his ‘music’?

The ‘musician’, who performs under the name ‘Christ Bearer’, was seriously injured in the incident, according to Los Angeles police who responded to an emergency call about 1am on Wednesday.

Two members of the band Northstar, a group Johnson has worked with, claim that he took no drugs that would make him do something so crazy. The reasons for his actions are, as of yet, unclear. The two guys ran downstairs, where they heard the rapper screaming on the side of the road.

‘Christ Bearer’ has just released a song called ‘Oooh’, a collaboration with Rugged Monk (where do they get these names?) An album is due to be released on April 28th. Cutting off your own willy does seem like the most stupid publicity stunt ever though.

Johnson and Northstar have worked with Rza, a founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Inner Demons

Now obviously we want ‘Christ Bearer’ to recover fully, and rid himself of any demons he has which would make him do something so daft. There must be something really wrong if you want to cut off your own penis.

Still, Galway escorts are paid for their time and companionship anyway. A willy isn’t really THAT necessary is it?

Well, maybe it is! Good luck on the recovery Christ Bearer. The Doctors can do amazing things these days!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

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