A 52-year-old man from Munich, who was trying to emphasize his sexual performance and enjoyment, ended up in the protective hands of the German firefighters. To be honest, we don’t know the man’s name and we can understand why. If I were in this position, I wouldn’t want to become viral news.
Penis Pain
According to Die Welt, the man’s penis was trapped in 13 metal rings for a long time before he actually called for help. I am pretty sure that when he…installed those rings he didn’t want his enhanced experience to last for so many days.
But it did and after four long days of wearing the penis rings, of trying to get rid of them with Vaseline, pliers, ropes and even a tin opener (What the hell, man?) he gave up and went to the emergency room.
Unfortunately for him, the doctors were not ready to operate on metal, so they had to call the firefighters. Oh well, if he had 13 metal rings on his penis for so many days, he could wear them for one more hour!
Armed with an angle grinder, the German firefighters freed the kinky man’s penis from the metal rings leaving him with his private parts unscratched.
Now, I know what many of you are thinking about the length of that man’s penis. Well, if you are imagining he must have had a huge one, you definitely never used penis rings. I am not saying that the trapped penis wasn’t big, but there are different sized rings.
Also, though this is shocking for many, there are people who like using a big number of rings to stretch their penis. Auch!
So, I guess we can’t call the Munich man, the lord of the rings, since in December, in Osnabrück the firefighters saved two other men who had their penises trapped in metal rings.
OK Frodo, Do You Want to Put a Metal Ring on It?
Though I thought the rings are made for my fingers, it seems that penis rings are more and more popular among men all ages.
As they say, these rings can improve the sexy play for them, adjusting the way erections feel, the amount of time they last, as well as the feeling of the ejaculation. In addition, there are men who actually like how their penis looks with the metal rings in it. Am I the only one who is thinking about the Kayan women, right now?
Unfortunately, these rings don’t come with a user’s guide and this is why so many penises get…trapped. So, if you want to beat the Munich man’s record of 13, without having to deal with firefighters touching your junk, I suggest you use Google properly (this means, not only for porn) and gather all the info you need about these rings.
If when you are using rings, you feel pain, don’t be cocky and remove it straight away. Also, leaving the rings on your penis for long periods of time is not advisable.
And if you don’t want to take higher risk, please don’t engage in kinky plays with homemade penis rings. I know homemade is cool and trendy but stick to the food made at home. When it comes to sex toys, just go to any sex shop and avoid the need for going to the emergency room instead.
So, When is Kinky…Too Kinky?
Well, as you can see, kinky is dangerous when you are not careful, when you get…greedy and use all your sex toys at once, and when you don’t take into consideration all the safety tips available. Now, if I were you, I’d get kinky when I have a professional with me.
No, I am not saying you should call a doctor or a firefighter every time you want to stick your penis into something. But when you are in desperate need of kinkiness in your life, you can call an experienced escort, right? What do you have to say about this? Please share your thoughts in the comment box below!
She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.
When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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