The Worst Places To Have Sex

Is there anybody who has never felt interested in trying some of the sexy things shown in a movie? I bet you’ve all tried or dreamed about trying the really famous romantic sex on the beach, right? Also, many of you have thought about feeling the thrill of getting naughty in a public bathroom, or pool, haven’t you?

Couple having sex in a car
Couple holding hands having sex inside a car with a steamy window

I have to admit that the whole sex experience can be enhanced by the possibility of getting caught! However, unfortunately, most of the places advertised as being hot as hell are not a bit uncomfortable, but absolutely impossible to use as a cosy, sexy place for making kinky love.

And when the place is bad, not even the best sex partner in the world can make you feel good! Don’t you agree? Try having sex in one of the following locations and let me know how it was!

Life is Better at the Beach…But How is Sex on the Sand?

I saw the movies you’ve all seen and the whole idea of having sex on the beach practically destroyed the last piece of romanticism in me. After seeing so many incredibly hot sex scenes on the beach, I wanted to be part of this and I longed to make love on the tickling sand.

And I did. And man, it was tickling. Not only was it one of the most annoying experience due to the large amounts of sand that got everywhere, but a bloody surfer discovered us and had nothing else to do but take a picture of the scene.

However, I learned that the sound of the ocean can romanticize the experience. Luckily, I realized that I can actually avoid getting sand into my ass and have sex on a beach chair, somewhere near the ocean where no nosy kid can bother me.

We All Love the Ocean…But Do You Want It Inside You?

Since we are talking about the romance the ocean can bring into your sex life, how about sex in the water? The fact that people passing by probably know what you are doing, as well as the chance of getting salty water inside you, may make you think twice

In my case, not even the fact that the sun was shining bringing a multitude of beautiful colours to the scene made me feel less uncomfortable. But try it, maybe it works for you!

In Movies, Sex In the Pool Is So Erotic, But in Reality…

I’ve seen so many movies where the sex in the pool scene was the most erotic thing that can happen in this human world. At least, that’s what my 18 years old self, thought. The 28 years old one only thinks about the disease. OK, I am sorry for ruining your romanticism but did you know that the water is treated with all kinds of chemicals? And guess what? Those chemicals can bring you both infection and irritation! Not so sexy now, right?

If your health is not something you worry about, maybe the fact that when having sex in a public pool people just…know, might destroy your fantasy. Unless your sexy thing is to be watched, of course! Because the thrill of possibly being caught kind of disappears when people know what’s going on.

You Can Find Me in the Club…Just Undress Me When We Get Home!

There are many people who believe a dirty, dark club bathroom is the perfect spot for getting kinky. Otherwise, I can’t explain why so many people have sex in such a place. OK, I understand that clubs are the best place to hook up, but still can’t you wait until you get somewhere…less nasty?

If the bacteria doesn’t make you stop from fantasizing about having sex in such a place, how about the idea of being caught and dragged out of the club? I just imagined the whole scene, and I only have one thing to say: “No, just no!”.

Do You Know How Hot Sex Outside, on the Ground Is? It’s NOT!

I have to admit that I grew up in the countryside and I just love spending time outside, in the middle of nature. And, having sex on the ground while watching the stars was on bucket my list. Silly me, right?

When fantasizing about this romantic encounter, I never took into consideration, the discomfort created by the bugs, the funny, weird noises “nature” brings to our years, or the fact that a little wind can change everything in a second. Well, now I know that this one is also a “no-no”.

Sex in the Airplane Bathroom is So Hot and…Possible, Especially when You Fly Coach

Oh, and here is my worst best place for sex. I am a frequent traveler and even a more frequent airplane bathroom user! And every time I use the bathroom while flying, I check if it is a good place for having sex.

I am not even going to mention the fact that it’s a dirty and really unpleasant place! It is so small that you don’t need more reasons to not have sex in there.

And again, there is no thrill of being caught because …everybody knows what two people who enter an airplane bathroom together are going to do! Oh, and that’s so cliché!

Actually, all of these scenes are overused. So, besides being misleading when it comes to the sensations and the excitement they bring to the sex encounter, they are also banal and quite boring.

However, if you have a different opinion, I am looking forward to hearing it! Not all of us function the same way so maybe pumping salty water into your girls’ pussy works for you! I can understand that! Also, if you have another horrible place for sex, let us know by commenting below!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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