Pornhub Hit With Videos Of ‘Brazilians Getting F**ked By Germans’

Unless you are actually Brazilian, there is a very good chance you will have found their 7-1 destruction at the hands of Germany in last nights World cup semi final very funny indeed. I for one was physically rolling around the floor laughing as it went 5-0 after 29 minutes.

This is why my hat goes off to the comedians who decided they were going to bombard Pornhub with videos of the game.

Brazilians Getting A Seeing To!

With titles such as ‘Young Brazilians get f**ked by entire German soccer team’, visitors to the site’s ‘public humiliation section got a very different viewing experience to the one they probably expected.

It actually got so bad, Pornhub felt they had to tweet out a message to their followers asking them to stop uploading videos of Brazil’s footballing destruction.

Foot kicks ball

As I said before, I did find the game really funny. Mainly that is a reaction to the commentators basically giving Brazil the trophy without a ball being kicked, and them telling me players like David Luiz are good, when in fact, they are crap.

Hot, Hot Ladies

I will tell you something I will miss though. Those Brazilian women are some of the hottest I have ever seen. At the risk of sounding like a pervert, the pictures of those toned, dark skinned ladies jumping up and down has almost been enough to make me forget about the football.

It really has convinced me that I must go and check out one of the many Cork escorts who come from that part of the world. They really are some seriously sexy ladies.

For now I am going to finish this article, get to the pub and hopefully watch the Dutch smash Argentina.

I really love World Cup time!

Martin Ward
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