Five Lies That Porn Has Told Us

Most of us love porn. It is a look into into a fantasy world which is very different to our own reality. Still, it is fair to say, it does give a false impression of sex, and can even be damaging if as is believed, many youngsters are learning about it from porn. I am not meaning the idea that if your girlfriend comes in when you are fucking her mother she will join in instead of splitting your head open, I am talking about how sex is done incorrectly.

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This is why today we are going to look at five lies porn has taught us. Whether you believe any of them I don’t know, but sadly for some this will be an educational tool.

1) Cunnilingus Takes More Than a Few Seconds

In porn, the guy will go down on the woman for a few seconds. This is long enough for her to get aroused apparently. Well, it is bollocks.

Porn has lube and stuff to make the woman easy to enter. In reality  most people need 10-12 minutes of foreplay in order to actually become aroused, so take your time.

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2) Spit is a Good Lubricant

We see guys spitting on the woman’s vagina to lube her up during oral loads during porn. Sadly, spit is a crap lubricant.

In reality, it dries quickly. There are plenty of good commercial lubes out there and it isn’t cheating to use them.

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3) Women Come Easily Through Penetration

We have all seen it; the guys smashes away like a jackhammer until the woman screams the place down with an orgasm. Well, in fact women will find it easier to orgasm through oral sex.

75 percent of women can’t orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. Therefore, getting your clitoral stimulation game on point is the way to go.

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4) All Female Orgasms are Loud

We all hear them on the screen; the woman scream like something from a horror film. Still, you won’t be surprised to hear that the truth is different.

Women have different levels of noise when they cum. Some will make no noise at all, whilst others are more vocal. Whilst there will be those who are really noisy, many of those will be doing it for the guy’s benefit, not their own.

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5) All Women Love It When you Cum on Their Face

At the end of nearly every scene, you see the guy whip it dick out and jizz on the woman’s face. Needless top say, if you act like that it will go down rather badly.

That isn’t to say that all women hate it, but there is a definite divide. It is therefore a good idea to ask before you do it, so she can either say no, or if she says yes, she can set herself. Remember, semen can sting the eyes so be careful even if you do get a free pass to do it.

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So there we have it. Porn is fun, but don’t take it as a sex-ed, because it certainly isn’t.

Take it for what it is and you will get the positives, without it negatively affecting your life.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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