Do You Have The Perfect Penis?

Are there any questions that science won’t answer? Well, it seems that the answer to that is no, as scientists and researchers have worked hard to devise just what makes a penis attractive. That’s right, they thought that the most important thing they could tell us if why we look at a cock and go “yes please”. This is why I love science.

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Well, if you are curious about what makes your dick attractive to others, or you just want to see how you measure up against the perfect penis, read on.

The search for the perfect penis

“What does the perfect penis look like?” is a question that has been burning in our minds for years. Well, probably not, but if you’re reading this then you are definitely curious to know about it. You might be keen to see if your cock could be described as “perfect”, according to science, or to see if you have come across it in your travels. Pun intend.

The study, recently published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, wanted to know specifically what women between the ages of 16 and 45 think about penises, and just what about them they find the most attractive.

The researchers managed to find 105 women who were happy to talk about cock, and while the aim of the study was to see if “women perceive hypospadias-affect surgically repaired genitals (HASRGs) to be as normal-looking as circumcised genitals”, they also wanted to know “how relevant women consider single aspects of penile appearance to be.”

To put it simply – they wanted to know what it is about dicks that we first notice when you pull your trousers down, and if there is something that you men can do to make them look better to us.

“Take a look at this cock…”

The 105 women were asked to rank the importance of different aspects of the penis, with things such as skin, girth, size, and pubic hair making the list. These women would put the things they felt were the most important at the top, and leave the things that didn’t matter that much to them towards the bottom.

Once this was done, the researchers then sat them down in another room and said something like “take a look at this cock” to them, while showing them different pictures.

Okay, so the researchers will probably have worded it a lot better than this, but it seems that the participants were then shown pictures of willing dicks and asked them to rate how “normal looking” they were.

Once they were done deciding which cocks looked normal and which didn’t to them, they were again asked about the aspects that were the most important to them.

How important is penis appearance?

The appearance of your dick is important – there’s no escaping that. It is one of the most talked about topics on the Escort Ireland forum and around the world, as men want to know how they measure up.

Penis size is important to you. You are eager to know that your meat can satisfy a woman, and that they aren’t simply saying “size doesn’t matter” to make you feel better about yourself. However, this study seems to suggest that your size really isn’t the most important part, and that it is actually how your cock looks that makes the difference.

For most of the women, the most important thing about the penis wasn’t the size, the pubic hair, or even the skin of it. They were most concerned about the “general cosmetic appearance” of the cocks, suggesting that the ones that looked unclean or not particularly well looked after were the ones that had women turning their noses up.

Of the eight “penis factors” the women were asked to rate, the length of the dick actually came in sixth. Yes, sixth. Not number one, where everyone was expecting it to. Well what do you know! Years of women saying that size doesn’t matter has proven to be the truth. So, men, next time you ask if size really does matter, you should remember this study. It really doesn’t matter, and science has backed it up… so please stop asking and start paying attention!

The whole package?

After the study results were released, a lot of websites and reporters started saying that women are looking for the whole package. A big dick might not impress them, but one that is clean with neat pubic hair and a good girth might.

However, is that what “general cosmetic appearance” means? For me, the biggest thing is that the penis should look nice, be clean, and not look as though it has recently been through the wars. If you can give me that then I’m happy, whether it is big or small.

If, on the other hand, you presented me with the biggest cock with no pubic hair to get in the way but it was dirty because you haven’t realised you need to do more in the shower than standing under the water and thinking about life, I won’t be impressed. After all, the nicer and cleaner your cock is, the more likely your partner will be to want it. That is why the appearance matters so much to us.

What are your thoughts on this study? Do you think you are well on your way to having the perfect penis, or is it all just a myth? Can a cock be perfect? Are we expecting too much? You can let us know what you think by heading over to the Escort Ireland forum, or by leaving a comment in the box below. Does “general cosmetic appearance” mean “the whole package” to you, or are they two separate things?

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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