If you are lucky enough to get the entire weekend off work for Easter, you’ll probably find yourself with a lot of free time wondering what to do. At some point, you’re going to end up looking at porn… and why not? If you’ve got that free time to fap, why wouldn’t you?
Recently, Pornhub released another one of their insights, this time into the Easter holidays. Last time, we saw St. Patrick’s Day take over the site, and now it is the turn of the Easter bunny… seriously.
Rabbits on the rise
Back on St. Patrick’s Day, we saw a huge rise in people not only searching for Irish porn, but also things like “lucky” and “leprechaun”. Yes, people were actually searching for leprechaun porn.
While you take a moment to let that unusual fantasy sink in, remember that we are about to take a look at the Easter statistics. When you think of Easter, you tend to think of the rows upon rows of chocolate eggs you see in the supermarkets, as well as rabbits, chicks, and church.
The holiday season saw searches containing the word “Easter” shoot up by a whopping 2130% over the weekend last year, as well as things such as “Easter egg hunt” being searched 8545% more and searches containing the word “bunny” increasing by 845%.
Okay, so bunny doesn’t necessarily mean someone dressed as the Easter bunny. It could be a sexy playboy bunny, or someone simply wearing the ears. No need to jump to conclusions, right?
Fantasies
Well, we then look at some of the other statistics. “Naughty Easter bunny” was up 1405%, while “bunny outfit” and “bunny costume” searches increased by 1315% and 520%, respectively.
Looks like people were really eager to see people at it like rabbits… and dressed like them!
Sometimes, people were a little more specific about just what they were searching for. They didn’t want just any kind of Easter bunny porn… they wanted things like “anal Easter bunny” and “bunny bondage”. So, people wanted to see someone dressed as the Easter bunny take it up the ass, or be whipped into sucking dick.
We also saw the return of one of the sexiest cartoons ever, as there was an 805% increase in those searching for “Jessica Rabbit porn”. She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way… and that is why people wanted to see her.
Easter sins
Of course, we have to remember that Easter is a Christian holiday. It gives us the chance to remember that Jesus Christ died for the sins of mankind, before being resurrected and reborn later because of his faith in us.
On Pornhub, people didn’t forget this. In fact, there was a huge increase in religious themed searches.
“Amateur church sex” was up 2130% during the Easter weekend of 2014, with many eager to see a girl in church (1820%) or wife in church (1445%). It seems that the idea of sinning by having sex in a church is a huge turn on for many… and it doesn’t stop there!
People wanted to see a sexy “church confession”, no doubt with the result of the confession being taking a hot load in the face, and they also wanted to see anything related to “Catholic” sex. The idea of doing something so taboo can be a huge turn on for many, so seeing the appeal to these naughty searching is easy.
The reality of Easter porn
I’ve had a quick search on Pornhub, using some of the most popular search terms from Easter, to see just what comes up. Typing the word “Easter” in shows a lot of sexy women wearing bunny ears and white lacy lingerie sucking cock, although I did also spot a man in a full furry rabbit suit with dick in hand approaching a woman, as well as a close up of a pussy with different chocolate eggs around it.
Honestly, none of those terms float my boat. I might just stick to watching POV and amateur porn, because seeing a confessional turned into a glory hole or a woman putting chocolate eggs in her pussy just doesn’t do it for me.
Do you think you’d ever search for any of these things, or is Easter just the perfect time to watch the kind of porn you usually do? Let us know what naughty things you’ve been up to over Easter by heading to the Escort Ireland forum, or by checking out what others are saying in the comment box below.
After searching for some of those terms myself on the site, I feel like I need to take a confessional myself… and not the kind you’ll find on there! I’d best go talk to Father Casey. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned…
Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.
In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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