Here at Escort Ireland, we have always been happy to bring you threesome tips. We know that the reality can be very different to the fantasy. Positions can get tough, as you move around the bed not really that sure what you are doing. It is very easy for it to go wrong. However, did could you ever imagine it going THIS wrong?
A threesome in Bad Breisig ended in disaster when one of the female participants fell from a balcony whilst having an orgasm. She suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she plunged ten feet as she reached her climax.
It Doesn’t Get Better
It then went from bad to worse as when the other woman ran down the stairs naked to help her, she slipped, fell down, and ended up breaking bones in her arm and neck.
Local police added that the man in the threesome told them that “during the lovemaking, there was a positional quarrel”, with one of the girls leaning against a balcony railing which led to her fall.
Now I would love to know what the hell this means, but we haven’t been told. Maybe that is information they wanted kept to themselves.
A Sticky Situation, and Not in an Good Way
Now if I was the guy in question, I would have been stressed. You have two naked women with serious injuries, one having fallen from a balcony. I would be praying that the girls still liked me after this disaster as it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch for a policeman to think ‘we have two seriously injured naked women here, you are coming with me pal’.
Thankfully both women corroborated his story and no charges will be brought. However, The names and ages of the victims “will not be released to spare their embarrassment,” according to the police.
A local newspaper commented on the incident: “They better try bondage next time.”
To be fair, that actually makes a lot of sense.
In all seriousness, we are glad they are all OK. Maybe they will be all able to laugh about it once all the casts have been taken off. Then again, maybe not.
They should certainly take advantage of this shameless plug for our article on threesome positions that you can use. This will actually come in handy for anyone who is interested in having some three way fun.. Don’t say we never give you anything!
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