My mum used to say that if something sounded too good be true then it would be. Well, if we needed proof of that old motto then the story of a sex island in Colombia where holidaymakers will be able to have a four day orgy with 16 girls at once should provide it.
It seems that those who plan to turn up for this ‘four day, drug friendly, sex fest’ will be immediately deported by the Columbian authorities, bringing a swift end to their holiday.
A High Profile Guest
A “high profile British pop star” is among tourists booked on the trip. The as of yet unnamed star has had “many number one hits” and has paid for a ticket for the event where 60 high-class hookers will be on hand for “unlimited sex”.
The holiday is offered by a group named the Good Girls Company, which is advertising the trip which will take place between November 24 and 27 on a mystery Caribbean island.
They have previously said organisers could be arrested for arranging the event.
Furious local mayor, Sergio Londono, has promised officials will not allow the “drug friendly” experience to go ahead.
He said on Twitter: “Unacceptable that they want to sell us as a sexual destination. That is not the tourism we represent.”
People paying the £1,140 for the gold package on the trip will stay in a huge villa with a “perfect view”.
It will also come with a king-sized bed, TV and air conditioning, as well as many naughty extras
The Good Girls Company claims on its website: “If you want to feel like a king, this is your best option, enjoy the best exclusive trip for three, you and two girls, as your loving girlfriend, the first in services, attention and events.”
Those paying for the trip will get two girls every 24 hours, all of whom will be willing to satisfy every one of their sexual needs.
The website adds: “All meals, transportation, spa pass, horse riding, VIP nightclub experience, bottle of champagne, horse riding, helicopter tour, extras, events, tours, and of course your executive villa are included.
In For a Disappointment
Sadly for these holidaymakers, Colombia’s interior minister, Fernando Niño, also seems unimpressed, saying sex tourism holidays need official permission, and this bunch won’t get it.
He said: “This does not respond to policies against sexual offences, sexual abuse, pornography and for that reason we would not give it authorisation.”
Well that does sound a shame. But it does sound better than it being one big con and and an excuse to get people robbed by drug barons which I initially suspected.
Well, if you want to party with sexy women and not get launched out of a country where I suspect the police my no be gentle with you, there are always the escorts from our site. They are on your doorstep as well so that is a plus as well.
Still, that would be one hell of a holiday……
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