There are some stories that you just couldn’t make up.
Johnny Orris, the 86 year old winner of Howard Stern’s “I want to get my Grandpa Laid” contest was unfortunately unable to claim his prize after choking to death on a piece of steak, hours before he was meant to have a threesome with two high class prostitutes.
Winning the radio show competition was supposed to give him one last sexual hurrah, but sadly, whilst he was building up strength at Harveys Lake Tahoe resort, he choked on his prime rib. His Grandson Ed, who incidentally put his grandpa forward for the competition explains
“It was unbelievable, the paramedics worked on him for 30 minutes. We’re still kinda stunned.”
According to Moonlite BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof (where the event was supposed to be held,) the bunnies feel the same way.
“The bunnies loved him”
Thankfully the prize didn’t go to waste. Grandson Ed used the free shag coupon in honour of his grandpa. Maybe it is what he would have wanted???
Be Careful
For any of our Dublin senior citizens who fancy having a liaisons with one of our Dublin duo’s, then be careful. It could be argued that, at an advanced age, eating steak is probably even more dangerous than an evening with two sexy young ladies.
RIP to Mr Orris, but as legendary boxing promoter Don King once said, “Only in America.”
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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