We have all heard the term ‘a dog with two dicks.’ It is used in the ‘dictionary’ to describe someone who has reached a great sense of fulfilment, and is very happy. But what would it be like to really have two dicks? Would you like it? Would other people think it was interesting or would they be freaked out?
This was recently being discussed on Reddit ( a social news and entertainment website) where the imaginatively named ‘DoubleDickDude’ was discussing the fact he had two cocks with its users.
DDD as he will be called from now on in (probably very different from his normal name of Eddie, Mike or something like that) was discussing what it was like living with two willies.
There is actually a medical term for DDD’s condition. It is called Diphalia. See, you learn something new every day here on the Escort Ireland blog.
Varying Reactions
So just how do you have sex with a guy with two willies? DDD explains.
“My bf and gf (Yes, DDD is bisexual) can take both in them, so it’s pretty standard. But in the past with partners who had smaller or tighter holes, I had to start off using one but by the time I was done I had used both.”
So how do people react when they see they meet a guy with two dicks? DDD once again lets us in on his secrets.
“Varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. Some have been like THAT’S FAKE! Some have freaked out, called me names. For the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their minds at the last minute.”
Unsurprisingly, it ‘s the guys who seem to have less problem with the fact he has two willies.
“Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little.”
A Major Drawback
Having two dicks does seem to have it’s drawbacks though. DDD needs to have sex every day, for medical reasons!
“My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when I cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out otherwise it feels bloated and painful.”
Oh, and one last thing. He said they both work just fine, but he prefers the right one because it’s more sensitive and gets more solidly erect. I know you were wondering about that!How would you react if you had two willies? Would you do porn? If you met a guy with two dicks would you freak out? Feel free to post your answers in the comments section below.
Anyway, I’m off for a lie down…it is far too early for this!
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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Messed up stuff, but very funny LOL