Man Caught Talking Dirty on Grand Theft Auto Online

I always loved computer games when I was a kid. Whether it was Sonic, Mario, or my personal favourite, Championship Manager. I was always talking to my computer, sometimes shouting things that my darling mother would have washed my mouth out with soap and water for if she had ever heard.

Still, what I said was usually kept to myself, presumably, and no-one else heard it. And even if they did, there was nothing too embarrassing, just offensive.

Now spare a thought for this guy on Grand Theft Auto Online, who didn’t realise he could be heard by other players, flirting with strippers in a strip bar.

Below is a video filmed by other players recording his sexy talk.

Obviously this guy is enjoying himself, and is using GTAV for a bit of role play porn. I shudder to think what we would have seen if we had a visual as well as an audio feed.

But come on, this is just an indication that the fella is seriously in need of female company. There are so many beautiful women in the world, why on earth would he need to get down and dirty with an online pixilated character?

Thankfully, the Cork escorts are here for any young man who feels the need to spend some time with the opposite sex.

They certainly beat getting humiliated in front of a world wide audience like this unfortunate gamer has had to endure.

Martin Ward
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