Lady Pulls Gun From Her Vagina and Aims at Boyfriend

Sex toys can come in all shapes and sizes. You have dildos, vibrators, anal beads. But I have never heard of a gun being used to perform a sex act. However, this is the story, unsurprisingly, coming out of the United States this week.

An Argument About Aliens

It seems that the Jennifer McCarthy of New Mexico had a disagreement about aliens with her boyfriend. This made our crazy chick storm out of the house.

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Upon her return she apparently went straight to the bedroom. She then came out wearing lingerie whilst sticking a gun into her private parts.

It is then alleged, by her boyfriend, that she removed the gun from her vagina and pointed it at his head. She asked “who is crazy, you or me?” The man said he then took the gun off her and threw it down the toilet. Fearing she would retrieve it, he then took it out of the toilet, went outside, and threw in a trash can.

Miss McCarthy, 48, admitted that she had argued with her boyfriend and that they had shouted “at each other and he told her not to touch him again,” according to reports. She also admitted to owning a gun but maintained it had been ‘missing for a while’.

A Famous Ex-Husband

McCarthy is the wife of award winning author Cormac McCarthy, 80, who won the Pulitzer Prize in 2007 for his apocalyptic novel The Road.

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I am not sure which part of this story is more messed up. The fact that an argument about extra-terrestrial life can get so out of hand, or the fact that a woman can masturbate with a gun and not think what could possibly go wrong?

Now the Belfast escorts can get up to some naughty things if they are in the mood, but my god, not one of them are stupid enough to engage in such an act. Actually, I don’t know anyone so daft.

I love the United States, but geez, there are some bloody eccentrics out there!

Martin Ward
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