Boy Gets USB Cable Stuck up His Penis (Pictures)

I remember when I was 13. I found my Dad’s porn collection and it was a real eye-opener. Obviously I started to jerk off and the world was my oyster. I didn’t really know what I was doing as porn videos were not readily available on the internet, so it was just a case of trial and error. Nothing went tragically wrong as even to this day I don’t feel the need to insert things into my penis or up my bum. Well, it seems that this lad in China should have had the same attitude after he got a USB cable stuck up his penis. Yes, you did just read that right.

Xray of cable up his penis

The teenager, whose name was not revealed, inserted the cable about 20 centimetres up his penis before realising it wouldn’t come out.

An Unpleasant Trip To Hospital

His parents took him to a local hospital in the county of Linkou in China’s north-eastern Heilongjiang province. There the doc lubricated his penis and attempted to pull it out.

However, this wasn’t successful and instead left the boy in massive pain. He was then transferred to the Harbin Children’s Hospital the next day.

Doctor Xu Liyan, the facility’s resident urologist, said: ‘He cut off one end of the cable and inserted it into his urethra.’ She added: ‘The cable reached his bladder, where it tangled and ended up in a knot, so when he tried to pull it back out, it became stuck.’

Pic of cable up boys penis

She was then left with no alternative but to operate. They cut into his bladder to find the knotted cable, snipped the tangled section and pulled it out the same way it went in. That seriously does sound unpleasant.

The boy, who claimed he was ‘curious’ about his genitalia, was discharged two weeks after surgery.

Be Careful

It does go to show how dangerous this kind of stuff is if it is done incorrectly. Irrespective of whether I like it or not, many people find this kind of fun super-exciting.

To do it properly you need to use plenty of lube, and place whatever is due to go in there gradually. You should also never put anything in that is so big, or so far up, it may struggle to come out.

A lot of sex is about experimentation, but you should only do it when you know what you are doing. This is why we have so many advice pieces helping people get the most out of their bedroom antics.

If you want to stretch your horizons (and other things) then you have certainly come to the right place.

Martin Ward
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