How To Avoid Having Sex With a Colleague at Your Staff Christmas Party

Well, Christmas party season in well underway. We all get to drink too much and let our hair down during a party that will at least be partially subsidised by work. However, as many of us know, hair isn’t the only thing that is let down on occasions like this. Pants are often dropped, and likely discarded as colleagues have that all too common sexual encounter.

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For some this is no problem. It is just sex, and once it is done, that is that; things can go on as normal. For the vast majority though it will cause real problems.

I have been there myself, enduring the ‘knowing looks’ from other people. Even worse, you are often stuck with someone who is embarrassed about what happened, or maybe wanting more than you are prepared to give.

There is then the issue with your own personal relationships. A recent study says that 37% of people will cheat on their partner at Christmas parties. If you do that with a colleague, then there is more chance of your infidelity becoming public. You know how big a mouth some people have. Who can really be trusted to keep their mouths shut these days?

They do say ‘don’t piss on your own doorstep’ and when it comes to the work Christmas party, this is the kind of scenario they are talking about. True it can be tempting to have an encounter with your hot co-worker, but for most of us, it really isn’t worth it.

But how do you stop yourself doing it? Sometimes it is easier said than done, but there are ways to get the odds back in your favour.

1) Masturbate Before You Go Out

Well, the first thing I would do is jerk off before you go out, maybe a couple of times. If your balls are full and your juices flowing, the little fella down there can start taking over. In slightly different circumstances, I was once seeing a girl behind her partner’s back and it was all a bit stressful. Eventually, if I knew she was coming round to meet mutual friends, I would masturbate so I was a bit more in control of myself and my actions.

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2) Control The Alcohol

Alcohol is also a key factor. Most people lose their inhibitions after a few drinks so are more likely to act in a way they wouldn’t usually. I am a bit different as just to get tired after a drink so am more likely to want to go to bed. But that is me.

For others though, restrict the amount of drinks you have to a specific number, or maybe just make it one an hour. This will stop you getting bladdered and becoming more likely to do something you will end up regretting.

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3) Stick With Friends of The Same Sex

It is when you start spending time alone with someone that you are in something of a danger zone. If you are hanging around a group of friends of the same sex, then unless you are all intending to have a gangbang then sex won’t be taking place. It is pretty much a case of safety in numbers.

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4) Book an Escort

This is one that a former senior colleague of mine (in a previous job) did a few years ago. Instead of ending up with the head of accounts as seemed on the cards, he instead booked himself into a hotel later that night and pre-booked an escort to come and see him when the party had finished.

This ensured he would be getting with someone that night, and it wasn’t going to be someone who would cause an issue for him going forward.

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Could this be an option for you? If it is then you are really on the right site. We have a huge variety of companions who really do want to put you in the Christmas spirit. Mature, young, tall, short, curvy, slim; the choice will be yours.

The escorts are very busy at this time of year, so it is a good idea to make your booking early so to avoid disappointment. There is nothing worse than seeing an escort you like and then discovering that she is booked up. We have all been there and it sucks every time.

It would certainly be my first port of call!

Martin Ward
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