Five Christmas Jokes To Put You on Santa’s Naughty List

Christmas is fast approaching, and it can be jolly stressful. Buying presents, your bank balance getting assaulted, spending time with family who can be a royal pain in the ass. That is why we need something to make us laugh, as a way of alleviating that stress. Well, I have been trawling the internet to find some naughty jokes that will put a smile on your face, but may also put you on Santa’s naughty list.

Happy Santa Claus lying on the floor with a bottle of wine

There is just something about the season and awful one-liners. Christmas cracker companies have made a killing for decades with jokes that may not be making it to the stage at the Edinburgh fringe, but will at least crack a smile for those who hear it around the dinner table, even for the reason that they are pretty bad. Well, these we have found aren’t likely to be making it to a cracker near you any time soon. Actually, I can pretty much guarantee that.

That actually gives me an idea. Why don’t I set up a naughty cracker company. This time next year, I will be a millionaire! See you later folks!

So here we go. Some of these are belters, even if I say so myself.

1) Tiger Certainly Came More Than Once a Year

Santa Claus and Tiger Woods joke

2) Will Leave Out Any Social Commentary…


3) You May Think That, But I Couldn’t Possibly Comment…..

How is Christmas different to any other day

4) The Old Ones are The Best Ones


5) Cringe…

Then again, there will be some of you out there who hate Christmas jokes. In fact, some of these will be seen as so bad that they will actually increase the stress levels. This is why many will be heading straight to our escorts page as a way of putting a smile on their faces.

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A date with one of them will likely be better than any of these jokes, I can guarantee it.

Martin Ward
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