Christmas is fast approaching, and it can be jolly stressful. Buying presents, your bank balance getting assaulted, spending time with family who can be a royal pain in the ass. That is why we need something to make us laugh, as a way of alleviating that stress. Well, I have been trawling the internet to find some naughty jokes that will put a smile on your face, but may also put you on Santa’s naughty list.
There is just something about the season and awful one-liners. Christmas cracker companies have made a killing for decades with jokes that may not be making it to the stage at the Edinburgh fringe, but will at least crack a smile for those who hear it around the dinner table, even for the reason that they are pretty bad. Well, these we have found aren’t likely to be making it to a cracker near you any time soon. Actually, I can pretty much guarantee that.
That actually gives me an idea. Why don’t I set up a naughty cracker company. This time next year, I will be a millionaire! See you later folks!
So here we go. Some of these are belters, even if I say so myself.
1) Tiger Certainly Came More Than Once a Year
2) Will Leave Out Any Social Commentary…
3) You May Think That, But I Couldn’t Possibly Comment…..
4) The Old Ones are The Best Ones
5) Cringe…
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Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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