There are some stories that you read where you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. It makes you question whether being amused by someone’s misfortune is in fact, morally repugnant. This little nugget from the Sunday World certainly falls into that category.
A cheating woman had to admit to her infidelity after she gave birth to a dwarf baby in a Valencia hospital.
It seems that the naughty Spanish lady had a sexual encounter with a dwarf stripper in what can only be described as one of the wildest hen nights I have ever heard of.
What truly makes this story one of the car crash variety is the fact that the husband was totally unaware of what had happened until, at the birth he discovered the child had dwarfism. I seriously can’t imagine the picture. Then again, I probably don’t want to.
A Popular Spanish Party Guest
A Spaniard working as a dwarf stripper, who asked to remain anonymous, said: “I know colleagues working out of Valencia but I’m not aware of any of them getting involved in something like this.
“They’re mostly men in their forties and fifties and who’s going to want to sleep with a man that age.
“There must be about ten of us doing this line of work in Spain
“More often than not it’s a joke thing and the women are very shy and don’t even want you to touch them.
“You often go along with a normal stripper who blindfolds the woman and then you take his place and pretend it’s him that’s still dancing.
“You take the blindfold off, congratulate her and go. At most you sometimes get asked to stay behind and have your picture taken with the bride-to-be.
“I’m astonished at the idea someone’s fallen pregnant like this and the woman has managed to keep it a secret even from her closest friends.
“It’s certainly something that’s catching peoples’ interest. I’ve even had a call from a radio station in Uruguay earlier on but told them I couldn’t help.”
The Importance of Safe Sex
Here at Escort Ireland we always say that people should have safe sex. The amount of problems which can be caused by not using a condom is unreal. STI’s, unwanted pregnancies. However, getting up the duff from a dwarf stripper whilst getting banged on your hen do has never been one of the warnings I have ever given my daughters.
Despite his stupidity, you have to feel a little sorry for the dwarf stripper. Not only is there no chance of him saying that the kid isn’t his, the little man is liable for some very big maintenance payments.
Look at it this way folks; no matter how bad life is going, there is always someone out there who has it worse then you. Let’s face it, the ‘blushing’ bride, the rather pissed off husband and the overly sexed dwarf stripper are three of them!
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Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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