A Record Attempt For The Biggest Ever Orgy is Cumming

In maybe the coolest world record attempt you are going to see this year, a swingers group are going to attempt to have the biggest orgy the world has ever seen.

woman behind man in blindfold

Menage Life, an organisation for ‘sexually free people’ are organising the event, inviting ‘you all to cum’ down to their party in Las Vegas on Saturday 2 June.

They are expecting more than 1000 people to turn up to the sex fest which will smash all records.

Double The Current Record

Japan currently holds the record for the ‘biggest orgy ever’. It took place in 2007 and involved 500 people having sex in a warehouse. In fact, if you want to see it, it is actually available on video.

To attend, you’ve got to buy a pass, which cost around £145 for couples or £18 for a single woman.

On arrival, guests will be given a load of condoms, lube, hand towels and hand sanitizer. They will then be taken to a clean space, complete with places for linen and condom disposal, where they can get down and dirty. This will ensure that nearly 1000 people won’t be walking on thousands of condoms, or spunk covered beds.

To make sure anonymity is maintained, guests will wear masks, or they can bring their own costumes. This stops them being outed by members of the gutter press.

“Because of possible media attention, we are making the world record attempt a masquerade, a very erotic masquerade”, the team write.

No Single Men

Still, there is one problem. If you are a single male in that neck of the woods, then you are not going to be able to go as there is a total ban on people like you.

This may sound grim, but it stops 1000 men turning up and wondering where all the females are. Instead of having a swinging party, you will have more sausage than your local butchers if single men are allowed!

We would like to wish these swingers luck. This sound like one hell of an orgy. Maybe us Irish should try to better them next year? I would be up for it.

Martin Ward
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