Man Leaves Porn All Over Walls When Advertising House

A man who was advertising his property on Rightmove made a horrific error when he forgot all about the porn that was the centrepiece of his bedroom.

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A selection of softcore pictures featuring topless women adorned the wall of his bedroom, leading to what I can only imagine was total embarrassment for the gentleman.

Boobs and Gladiators

Alongside the multitude of boobs, there was also a ‘Gladiators’ poster, which I am trying work out of it is retro and cool, or whether it makes him a sad bastard.

A Twitter user posted a screen-shot revealing the porn, and joked about the selling points of this particular property.

They wrote: “‘What do you think the key selling points of your house are?’

“‘Um, definitely my original Gladiators poster and copious amount of porn.'”

Situated on Mulliner Street in Coventry, the mid terrace house has two reception rooms, a kitchen, a bathroom and two double bedrooms, though the property does need some work. It went up for sale on April 26 with an asking price of £85,000.

It has to be said, the other rooms which are pictured are a complete mess, with us unable to see the floor. If this guy was looking to make his property look good, he did a pretty appalling job. One suspects that unless he tidies up and takes the porn down, he won’t be getting anywhere that asking price.

A Fantastic Opportunity

The full description of the property reads: “A fantastic investment opportunity. 

“This property briefly comprises of two bedroom mid terrace in need of full refurbishment, two reception rooms, kitchen, two double bedrooms and bathroom.”

So remember folks, when you start advertising your house, remember to hide all porn. And if you needed to tell you that one, I do wonder how you were successful enough to become a home-owner in the first place!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

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