Man In Crotchless Pants Attacks Sex Shop Owner With Sex Toys!

Burglary is never really that funny. It affects lives in a very negative way, making victims feel unsafe in their own homes or places of work. That is why I felt a little naughty laughing at the story coming out of Brisbane, Australia this week.

A male thief wearing a dress and crotchless pants attacked a sex store worker with sex toys during a bungled burglary. No, I’m not making it up….I actually wish I was.

The man climbed through the roof, and upon being spotted, threw a number of the shops sex toys at the incredulous owner.

Still wearing his wig, dress and crotchless pants, the thief then climbed back through the ceiling and onto the roof where he was arrested by police.

A pair of pink handcuffs

He was later charged with breaking and entering, and wait for it….possessing dangerous drugs. Bet you couldn’t have guessed that?

Not The Best Use!

Sex toys are extremely useful. Some of the greatest escort experiences of my life have been with a Belfast escort, some sex toys and a little imagination. Yet I doubt they are good for evading arrest, no matter how good your imagination is.

So my advice to the alleged robber is get off the drugs, get some pants on, and stop attacking people with sex toys.

Seems fair enough I think!

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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