A man who was convicted of getting a blowjob off a woman on a train has told people that the stranger came up to him and propositioned him for sex because she was ‘horny’.
Shane Brennan, from Wollongong, Sydney, was on the train platform came up to him and asked him: “Will you f*** me?”
A Change of Heart
He says he turned her down, but when they both got on the train and she starting masturbating, he changed his mind as no-one else was on the carriage.
Shane told Wollongong Local Court: “She was pretty horny and ready to go. Toey as.”
He then says he used Coca-Cola to clean himself up before leaving he train. Yes, you did just hear that right.
Sadly for Shane, he didn’t realise there were CCTV cameras everywhere, and staff were waiting for him when he pulled into the station.
Shane pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure and behaving in an offensive manner and was handed a $700 fine.
He told the court he ‘didn’t know they had cameras all throughout the train’ and added: ‘As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off.’
He is also rather upset that the woman didn’t get into any trouble.
“She was the one masturbating. If she didn’t offer me nothing I wouldn’t have f***ing done it,’ he said.
“You’d think the train guard would’ve said “good on ya, mate”.”
Be Discreet
Well this is a good reminder to us all that no matter how subtle we think are being, cameras are everywhere. Five minutes of fun can end up with a big fine and a criminal conviction.
What I don’t get is why they couldn’t have made it to the toilet? I understand being horny, but you are just inviting trouble by doing it on a seat. Maybe the risk was part of the fun? Bad move if that was the idea.
Finally, why do I never meet any women like this? It sounds like a porno movie but I have accepted that they aren’t real. Some woman comes up to him, asks for sex, and then masturbates in front of him. I feel, just like those hot female teachers who have sex with their students that I have been robbed in some way.
I need a drink.
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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