The Sexual Bucket List!

We have all heard of bucket lists yeah? This is where we draw up things we want to do before we die. Usually, these things include experiences such as doing a parachute jump, or visiting a specific country you have only ever seen on TV, However, after having a look around the internet, it seems that that someone has taken the bucket list to a whole new crazy level! He has come up with his own ‘sexual bucket list’.
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Variety is the Spice of Life!

I have to say, looking at the list, it seems pretty goddamn thorough. It starts off pretty tame, with options for hair colour, cup size and eye colour. Seems to make sense.

However, it gets even more sexy later on. ‘Jonzy Cub’ recommends that we start working our way through women of different ethnicities, and from all the different continents in the world. As you can see, he does make the point that it will be quite difficult to screw anyone from Antarctica. You could go with a penguin, but that would be a rather different article, and not one I really intend to write!

However, when you get to age, then you know there are a few issues here. You have an option to have sex with someone who is over 100 years old. Surely if you try that, you are likely to have a manslaughter case on your hand? It certainly isn’t one I fancy risking for a moment.

Still, it is when it gets to the final part that it all gets a little messed up. Our Lothario wants us to start getting it on with people of all different kind of disabilities. You can even get extra points for shagging someone in a wheelchair! I will just let that one sink in.

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How do you Score?

So, I have to say, looking at some of these options, it would take a truly fucked up individual to start trying to work their way through this kind of thing. However, out of interest, I did have a look to see how many of these things I can mark off. It has to be said, It seems pretty obvious I am not allowed to die yet, as I have barely chalked any of this off. I knew I was boring, but come on!

It did get me thinking though, if you actually used the Escort Ireland website, you could get most of these chalked of inside six months. We have girls from all over the world, and with many different attributes advertising on our pages. These girls also come at varying ages, although I am not sure if we have any escorts in the 70-100+ range. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if we did; I will have to check that out.

So come on, just for shits and giggles, how many of these boxes would you be able to chalk off? Let us know in the Escort Ireland forum, or in the comments section below.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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