Denver Fans Turn to Porn after Superbowl Thrashing!

Things didn’t really go that well for the Denver Broncos when they played in the Superbowl on Sunday night. What was billed as a war between the best offence in American football (Denver) against the best defence in the league (Seattle) turned into an absolute mauling, where Seattle thrashed the hapless Broncos 43-8.

I actually wondered, whilst I was watching the game, how were the Denver fans reacting to this debacle? It was a question I never really expected to get an answer to.

Well, it seems that there is something the people of Denver were doing to cheer themselves up. PORN! Yes you heard me right!

It appears they turned off the American Football and went straight to the porn sites. This is what th figures released by Pornhub told us anyway!

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Porn viewing plunged by 51 percent and 61 percent in Denver and Seattle during the game.

After the Super Bowl, things got interesting. While Seahawks fans apparently continued to celebrate their victory, Broncos fans turned to porn for solace.

Pornhub noted a 17 percent drop in porn viewing from normal averages in Seattle, while in Denver, there was an 11 percent rise in traffic, a figure far higher than the nation-wide rise of 4 percent during the same time period.

So, to put simply (and crudely) the Seattle fans went out and got drunk to celebrate their win, whilst the Denver fans cheered themselves up by jacking off to porn. Whatever gets you through the day, as they say!

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I would love to see some figures on how the business of the Belfast escorts, Dublin escorts or Cork escorts goes if the Irish rugby team gets beaten in a Six Nations game? Do people seek companionship to cheer themselves up when a sporting event goes wrong. I would guess they do.

A final message has to go out to all those miserable Denver Broncos fans. There is always next year, and your Quarterback Peyton Manning has years left. Oh wait, he is 37…

At least you know some good porn sites!

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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