Most of us have had a shit landlord or two in our time. When I was younger, me and my mate found out that someone had come the flat, had rung a sex chat line and bought the film ‘Flubber’ when we out at were out at work. It had to be ‘dodgy Dave’, our landlord. I still remember my mate telling everyone at work he could imagine me ringing the porn line, but there is no way I would buy ‘Flubber’. To be fair, he had a point, and yes, he is still my best mate.
It is safe to say our landlord was a pervert, and he sucked. However, this guy from Australia has probably taken ‘Dodgy Dave’s’ position as the world’s shittest commercial property owner.
A landlord in Colorado Springs, USA, is facing trespassing charges after he was caught having sex in his tenant’s bed.
An Incredible Site
Logan Pierce discovered disgusting Carlos Quijada getting down and dirty when he got an alert on his phone from the security system he set up in the property.
One of these camera’s was set up in the bedroom, and Logan couldn’t believe what he saw next.
“I got a notification from one of the cameras on lunch the other day that it detected noise and was strange because both of us work all day everyday,” he told KKTV-11 News.
“I opened up the camera and kind of had to like quit the program and, like, restart it again because I didn’t really believe what I saw.”
Irrespective of how many times he watched it, the result remained the same. Mr Quijada was going at it on the bed Mr Pierce shared with his wife.
But wait, it gets even worse. The landlord actually cleaned up the mess using Mrs Pierce’s wedding dress. And yes, you did just hear me right. What possesses someone to do that? That must be a personal ‘fuck you’, surely?
Needless to say, Mr Pierce wasn’t very happy at all. He contacted the police, and then his wife, saying that a house move was in order.
“I said ‘Honey, I think we need to move, like, immediately’.”
“It was like a total violation of privacy. Just to have somebody to come in unannounced is enough, but … then go forth with sleeping with somebody on your bed while you’re not there. It was scary,” he said.
Landlord From Hell
Police have said that although the landlord has the right to enter the property, he hasn’t got the right to do whatever the hell he wants. He is therefore the winner of an an arrest warrant for criminal trespassing and misdemeanour obscenity.
Well, that may well bring an end to this guys life as a landlord, as I’m not sure too many people are going to want take a property off him in the future.
Well, that was a pretty grim story. It makes me feel quite lucky for having ‘Dodgy Dave’ as my landlord back in the day. Actually it doesn’t? Who the fuck goes into someone’s flat, orders ‘Flubber’, and calls up a sex chatline?
I need a drink!
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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