Here at Escort Ireland, we have been rather worried over how the new anti-sex work laws (also known as the Swedish model) will affect the men, women, TV’s and TS’s who advertise on our site. Ever since Lord Morrow came up with the brainwave of making it illegal to buy sex, we have made the case that all this will do is push the industry underground, making it a more dangerous environment for everyone who works in the sex industry.
Another question everyone has been asking is, what measures are going to be taken by the escorts to circumvent the prospective new rules? Well, ever the quick thinkers, a number of escorts have had a real brainwave. Leave the jurisdiction of Ireland temporarily. This will be done by heading into international waters!
Getting Their Sea Legs
One such example is Amelia, who is an English escort who has been in the industry for ten years. She is now taking boating lessons to get around the new laws. She explains.
“I was sat around pretty bloody miserable about how my business was going to go when this crappy new law came in. Then I thought, if I went a few miles into the Irish Sea or the Atlantic, would that be illegal? Now three of us are taking lessons in captaining a small boat. Actually, we have bought a boat and split it three ways. We will take our clients out there, and they will hand over the money, and there you go, no laws broken. We have all heard about the film ‘The Boat That Rocked’; well, they will be able to make a sequel from our story!”
Up in The Sky
Amelia isn’t the only escort thinking outside the box. Sophia has been advertising on Escort Ireland for three years now, and has decided that she will begin taking her appointments in a hot air balloon. She explains.
“I came to this wonderful country three years ago as I heard the money for escorting was really good, and thankfully I became successful. Then I heard that that the government want to make it illegal to buy sex. There was no way I wanted to stop so I had to think of a way to keep working.
“I then remembered from my time living in Austria, that my dad had taught me to fly a hot air balloon. He used to take tourists on it, and I did the job when he was ill. We would fly over the mountains and it was great. Surely there was a way of using that to my advantage?
“Well my Dad has retired so my idea is to go and fly that hot air balloon with a client into international waters, or international sky I mean haha. Only then will he give me the money and we can get on with our appointment then. That is all perfectly legal. I actually think this will be really exciting for clients, so I will make loads of money, and maybe have to see less people. Yes I will change of how I run my business, but it could be even better!”
It has to be said, this is all rather ingenious. You can never underestimate the Irish escorts and what they will do to protect their business interests.
So punters; whether you want to join the (nearly) mile high club, or become a real salty old sea dog, the escorts in Ireland will always be there for you!
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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