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I would normally expect any partner of mine to stay loyal, there is plenty of enjoyment one can get from masturbation but in situations where I'm gone away for a long tour / holidays etc. and he...

Answer -- there you go !!:);




"PMs are only from members of a small enough community here and as such I think members should pay each other the respect of replying to them unless there is a...

i was off work there for a bit and didnt always read my pms as i feel pms are a means to make and take bookings and seeing i wasnt working not much point in reading them all. but still came online...

No this is not a goodbye thread, but I am taking a break from Punting. I have tried to do this before, and failed, miserably, as you can see from the number of reviews I have.
I'm posting this as...

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
...

WARNING !!!!!
All ladies of Ei do please be careful the man is not who or what he claims he fucks & fucks & fucks like a rabbit ermm mouse and is hung like a donkey a very very well hung donkey that...

Cobblers to the slow & subtle approach- Just ask her out for a pizza lunch ( many ladies love pepperoni for some reason) - what's the worst that could happen?;)
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Take it slowly, find out her name first at least. Then have a few chats to test the water, don't jump straight in.
Best of luck either way.

The nicest thing I ever did? My grandfather was dying, and refused to go to hospital. I moved in and lived with him until he died. And rubbed his feet and told him everyday how much I loved him,...

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will...

I could pretend to be sophisticated and gentlemanly and all that...but truth is, I visit escorts primarily for sex. It would be a lie to pretend otherwise. And language doesn't come a whole lot into...

I would point out to him the logical impossibility of his existence. If this did not make him vanish in a puff of smoke I would point out that all of his supposed deeds are more easily explained by...

Great thread Alexa. My simple answer to your question is "Yes". I would certainly consider going out and even marrying a girl who is/was an escort.

However, life isn't that simple!:)

For...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol....

So you have an important choice to make......fill the car's tank or empty your tank. :D:D:D

An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society.
All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of...

Time's up! should do it lol

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa


- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe


- well developed and open to trade,...

This is an unwinnable argument me thinks. Because it's impossible to determine who has it better without a common frame of reference.

From a sensory point of view where would you classify an...

If anybody wants to know the answer, they should read 'Superfreakonomics'

If you can't be arsed, the answer is still simple:

If the prices were too high, the escorts could not cover their...

Did you have toast too? Because Robinjte is entirely correct im afraid. We don't do price pressure here :)

You are this guy right?;)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tGJpuBv5nCI/TDTO0QbYlUI/AAAAAAAAKpU/i5Zo_ZKtSbY/s1600/americaninh0.jpg

He only has 4 reviews,but i can bet that he visits escorts more often then you do!

I have lots of good friends and if they get e something in town and when I ask how much, they say, don't worry about it, but I insist on paying them. People like to pay their own way with friends,...

Espensen, isn't that Aoife's private affair? I certainly would not appreciate anyone recording my comings and goings online! PM's do still work, I take it?