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    Default Escorts Beware! Mousey is Horny Again!

    Dear Ladies of E-I,

    For the past day or two I have had a mad horn on me, so much so that I am determined to score with one of you in the next week or so. I have been saving up my nuts like a good squirrel - err, mouse - for the past while and am anxious to mate with a beautiful woman again. It will involve my sparkling wit, my bulging wallet, and my micropenis which I guarantee you will only be able to vaguely feel. I only splurge once per appointment and I like snuggles. In short, I am an escort's dream client.

    Please keep an eye on your inboxes for my enquiry.

    Yours etc,

    Mousey.


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    WARNING !!!!!
    All ladies of Ei do please be careful the man is not who or what he claims he fucks & fucks & fucks like a rabbit ermm mouse and is hung like a donkey a very very well hung donkey that is
    Only time he ever likes to kiss is when your kissing his cock and only time he ever cuddles is when he's trying to get a discount hhahahaaaa :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by ciara View Post
    WARNING !!!!!
    All ladies of Ei do please be careful the man is not who or what he claims he fucks & fucks & fucks like a rabbit ermm mouse and is hung like a donkey a very very well hung donkey that is
    Only time he ever likes to kiss is when your kissing his cock and only time he ever cuddles is when he's trying to get a discount hhahahaaaa :P
    Lol, Mousey has been outed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Dear Ladies of E-I,

    For the past day or two I have had a mad horn on me, so much so that I am determined to score with one of you in the next week or so. I have been saving up my nuts like a good squirrel - err, mouse - for the past while and am anxious to mate with a beautiful woman again. It will involve my sparkling wit, my bulging wallet, and my micropenis which I guarantee you will only be able to vaguely feel. I only splurge once per appointment and I like snuggles. In short, I am an escort's dream client.

    Please keep an eye on your inboxes for my enquiry.

    Yours etc,

    Mousey.

    Good god. On the prowl for PM lurve again Mouse?
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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    LC says shes willing to do it as long as she can keep her eyes shut.
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    For crying out loud... I leave ye alone for 2 days and the whole place has gone mad! The horny rodent is back with a vengeance, someone's been asking for student rates, and that's just the start of it! Btw Mousey, since your wallet is bulging I don't suppose you're in a charitable mood to give away exchange some of that money for some cheese?
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Good god. On the prowl for PM lurve again Mouse?
    You've just talked your way out of a punt, Chambers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    I love it when you get a "horn on"
    It's only a wee one, but thanks

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