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    Lightbulb The Mathematics of Men and Women Relationships

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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    You, sir, are a genius.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dianaxxx View Post
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    contender for best post and reply of the day...pmsl

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    i do this strictly for the lulz

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    nitpick

    Unfortunately, your 'girls require time and money' becomes 'girls = time x money'.

    You are cooking the books!!

    (The correct answer should be 'mostly, girls are less than evil' expressed as girls = 2(sq root of evil). Thusly, if evil is less than 4, girls are not evil)

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    Women have a passion for mathematics.

    They divide their age in half,

    double the price of their clothes,

    and always add at least five years to the age of their best
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    Quote Originally Posted by dianaxxx View Post
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    that just great and the reply was brillant

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